If I Were You, Mom, I'd Just Do It Cause It'll Get Dad To Listen To You More, And Also I'm Saying That

🤣🤣🤣 No, that's not how you do it Dad

Let's make a thread of incorrect quotes :D

@fox-barnes @moon-barnes @lukyan-barnes @multifandomer537 @butter-n-popcorn @official-alpinebarnes0 @nastya-medvdeva @thee-little-angel

I don't know. All I know is I collapsed one day the next I was in the hospital, and the doctors told me that besides just me being malnourished, they found some things considered cancer.

Announcement!!!

// So I found out I had cancer at my doctor's appointment, and I'm going to treatment, but that means during my time, I won't be able to respond to you guys sometimes. I have told my brother already @oliver-maximoff , but I still have to tell my family, so wish me well.

@tony-starkinator @jade-maximoff @official-pietro-maximoff @tootired-for-sanity @definitelynot-peterp4rker @pietros-wife @official-buckybarnes

Don't put yourself down, Peter. You don't see what I see, and what I see is kind, smart, and polite. Tony and Cap save the entire world from purple grapes and mischievous gods, but you save us from everyday crimes that happen, like robberies, being mugged, etc. You are our hero, so don't put yourself down, I won't allow you to do that as long as I'm around. I Larb you Peter

How to be wanted by the police!

Step one: get bitten by a radioactive spider

Step two: become Spider-Man

Step three: try to save people

Step four: property damage!

(Help me.)

Please come home

Got to safety! All better! Got to keep the knife tho…

You're welcome. *sits down on the couch and puts on Hamilton*

Hi Robin, you okay?

@sienna-maximoff

I-I don’t know honestly

They're adorable

Everyone welcome Athena Jade Maximoff Bellamy Ghostseer and Leo Django Lopez-Maximoff Bellamy

Godparents:

Athena: @jade-lopez-maximoff @deadpool-wade-wilson @wanda-maximoff-official

Leo: @just-a-fucking-civilian @moongirlwidow @official-pietro-maximoff

@official-pietro-maximoff @poor-lost-leo @waterysister @definitelynot-peterp4rker

@musician-of-magic @ultimatedreamer104 @your-fav-russian-assassin @sienna-maximoff @andsoigotabutterfly

@pietros-wife @nataliaromanova-official

Peter, you good sweetie

I’m hopped up on sugar and adrenaline. Hehehehe. I exploded something in the lab Mr. Stark. My bad ahahahahahahahhaa

@theironcan

Yeah, of course, I'll keep an eye on her. I'll tell you updates too

Hi Robin, you okay?

@sienna-maximoff

I-I don’t know honestly

You're invited to my wedding, I cant tag anymore people..... 50 limit...

@official-buckybarnes

Ok, thanks, uncle😁😁😁

Wait, what Dad 🤦‍♀️

Hey Piet, how're things going?

Hey Bruce! Things are going well.

Violet has started walking so I’m stressing over that, but otherwise nothing much is going on.

What about you?