Good

No, you wouldn't be okay. That's a ton of coffee, Peter you okay sweetie?

Hypothetically

If I drank like twelve liters of coffee, would I be okay?

Friday's looking for a new boss. I'm just listing the ones I know of

Tony Stank has started neglecting me and its unacceptable. I'm taking applications for a new boss.

WHAT?? You said something about it being a historical property. What is it?

Vibing in a jail cell! Having a blast!

No im not, help me Mom, help me Tony, someone help

You're doing amazing sweets

Yet another day of science 🤭

Yeah, Dad, calm down

*you walk into the room to see me crouched down on the floor. I’m pointing a finger and saying ‘no’ softly on repeat.

Across the room Violet is maintaining eye contact with me as she holds onto the coffee table and stamps her foot.

When she sees you, she squeals in delight before letting go of the coffee table and takes hesitate steps towards you, arms stretched out for you*

Hey baby girl. Is daddy being meanie?

Thank you

Vibing in a jail cell! Having a blast!

No im not, help me Mom, help me Tony, someone help

all he needs to do is take a cooking class

Let's make a thread of incorrect quotes :D

@fox-barnes @moon-barnes @lukyan-barnes @multifandomer537 @butter-n-popcorn @official-alpinebarnes0 @nastya-medvdeva @thee-little-angel

You should smile more uncle

Look at that smile, so sweet, and yet he's a deadly assassin

@white-wolf-actually @official-buckybarnes

Wait, what Dad 🤦‍♀️

Hey Piet, how're things going?

Hey Bruce! Things are going well.

Violet has started walking so I’m stressing over that, but otherwise nothing much is going on.

What about you?

Hi Uncle @official-buckybarnes

ANOTHER PETER?? :O

~ @moon-barnes

Yeah! There’s a lot of us :D