Sits On The Bench Waiting For @dogtamer415 And @robin-bellamy

Don't put yourself down, Peter. You don't see what I see, and what I see is kind, smart, and polite. Tony and Cap save the entire world from purple grapes and mischievous gods, but you save us from everyday crimes that happen, like robberies, being mugged, etc. You are our hero, so don't put yourself down, I won't allow you to do that as long as I'm around. I Larb you Peter

How to be wanted by the police!

Step one: get bitten by a radioactive spider

Step two: become Spider-Man

Step three: try to save people

Step four: property damage!

(Help me.)

Dad, please calm down

Pietro, are you busy at the moment?

— @official-buckybarnes

I’m always free for you Buck, what’s up?

*yelps* Auntie, you scared me

Sits on the bench waiting for @dogtamer415 and @robin-bellamy

*comes back with hot chocolate* I don't Arrox hates you, she loves you too much to do that, and Jade, I don't know her that well so I don't know what to say about her. But you shouldn't doubt Arrox's love for you *hands her hot chocolate*

Hi Robin, you okay?

@sienna-maximoff

I-I don’t know honestly

Wow, and you didn't tell your sister about this

I may have committed the biggest mistake of my life

Either way I'm dying this black in a week

What about me? You didn't tell me, I found out by accident, dad, but you could've told me instead of finding out

Also happy for you dad

YOU GOT AN AGATHA PREGNANT?!

Dad holy fuck how much did I miss??

Also? I'm very happy for you

…that was also on my list….

I don’t think there is anything else you missed. Thank you Peter, your happiness means a lot to me.

Auntie, you're the smart twin, not dad

HOW DID YOU PULL A MAXIMOFF?! THE HOTTEST ONE AT THAT!!

I DONT KNOW!!!!

I didn't know it was your birthday, now I feel stupid 😭😭.

Happy Birthday to my favourite son!

Such a smart and friendly boy and my favourite superhero.

*smiles and tackles you in a hug* *sniffling* thanks dad

"Please, call me Miss. Maximoff, I'm not married besides that my dad." She said

Harry's bisexual awakening was you, and he has the biggest crush on you.

Don't ask how I know this

-The Curious Anon

ExCuSe Me?

@totally-not-green-goblin HARRY?

Dad, you forgot me, and did you introduce her to @definitelynot-peterp4rker

Mum!

I just realised that you haven’t meet your grandchildren!

What?!