thought about how terrible sid leaving without saying anything was and immediately after that felt a strong sense of need to shield him from all criticism. you understand
*touching sid's colorblind eyeballs* who did this to you king
my stomach hurts guys 😔
jeez sid buy a bra
me and that one oomf that’s lowkey 30
they killed my horse the stupid lawmen killed my bourbon I've had him since chapter 1 and I'm on chapter 4 he was at full everything I hate this game so much I'm kms
tom hanks made sidney phillips blond in an attempt to explain to the audience why he did all that stuff
“Gonna miss ya, Sid.”