You Disagreed W Me In An Intellectually Honest Way. We're Friends Now.

dont pet that dawg

peeing after esex so i don’t get an hdmi

She’s showing you her favorite plushie

Still learning how to draw xenomorphs 🧍‍♂️

A Jose Canseco bat? Tell me you didn't pay money for this!

im still losing it over the "how did high schoolers write 600 word essays before chatgpt" post. 600 words. that is nothing. that is so few words what do you mean you can't write 600 words. 600 words. this post right here is 45 words.

maybe this is #britphobic of me but the pea is truly god’s foulest little vegetable

had a dream i found a tape labelled “sex tape” and when i played it in a vcr it was just two fully clothed guys beating the shit out of each other with metal bats