Okay Im Gonna Go Smoke And Pretend I Enjoy Being Alive

he's a monstrous heartless villain to YOU. he's a pinup girl to me

cup of tea no breakfast: nothing remarkable

cup of coffee no breakfast:

the original got flagged with no way to appeal it when every contributor is deactivated but I will never let this post die. it's monday and we are getting on it cunts

sorry I couldn't resist

party like a severed head

look like a severed head

smoke like a severed head

fuck like a severed head

Uh oh! You are now a were-animal! This means you become a human-sized animal hybrid with uncontrollable bloodlust every night!

Spin this wheel to get your species

I’m gonna sparkle on this wednesday if it fucking kills me