Somebody Would Have To Scrape My Brain Off The Walls If I Were In That Building Rn

October 11, 2009: “oh great now im a furry" 

Happy 10 years to the most iconic Dailybooth!!!

Dan and Phil's TIT tour × Troye Sivan on SWEAT tour

2024, year of youtube twinks simulating gay sex on stage

bonus:

celebrating 15 years of dan and phil [4/15]

meals together

I've never seen this perspective before and God it's perfect 😭

this is my favorite twitter interaction

no, spotify, i don't want to use ai to "turn my ideas into playlists". i already fucking do that with my brain and hands and i do it for fun. what, should i get ai to pet my cat for me? to play my silly games for me? to spend time with my beautiful wife for me? how about i rend you asunder

sorry i'm losing it at phil interrupting dan to remind him what sushi he wanted and dan being like Yes I Know Phil, before they even knew the waitress was a fan like god they really are That Couple aren't they. they're just like that always. awesome

reddit link

Devastating…

the way dan gets jealous I doubt they ever seriously considered it (phil also said he doesn't like hook ups)

“When your soulmate comes into your life before you’re done being a ho“ is truly the most accurate explanation of Dan ever. Like that man was born to be a slut but accidentally met his soulmate and the love of his life at 18 and unfortunately he loves him so much that he couldn’t even entertain the idea of having sex with another man. Dan is such a slut in theory and he really wants to pretend that he’s a slut but in reality he’s been in a boring old monogamous relationship for 15 years.

Like Phil was lucky cause he got to have his uni years, he had 4 whole years of adulthood before he met Dan so he was absolutely ready to meet his soulmate by the time Dan came into his life.

I feel like Dan just wanted to shoot his shot with Phil but never thought it would amount to any kind of relationship but then he girlbossed too close to the sun and now they own a house and Phil does his taxes

ten years apart… despite everything. it’s still you