Im Sorry This Is All Im Gonna Be Talking About For Weeks

NO YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND THEY'VE BEEN PLAYING DDR TOGETHER FOR 15 YEARS 😭😭😭😭

no, spotify, i don't want to use ai to "turn my ideas into playlists". i already fucking do that with my brain and hands and i do it for fun. what, should i get ai to pet my cat for me? to play my silly games for me? to spend time with my beautiful wife for me? how about i rend you asunder

If anyone even cares there is a domino effect from Dan and Phil existing on the internet -> Alice Oseman watching and creating their own “we would find each other in every universe” epic gay love story -> Heartstopper blowing up and creating a more accepting and inclusive environment for queer British teenagers -> Dan and Phil complaining today about how it’s hard to even watch Heartstopper because it makes them long for a youth they never got to have.

Do they even realize their influence is part of why teens these days get to have that life? Terrible influence my ass, they changed the world.

Sir there’s a whole audience in front of you who paid to be there and you’re looking at your man, pathetic behavior

like. phil's been getting really into grilling. he puts on gaga while they clean. dan's an expert at their fancy little coffee machine. he takes out the bins and phil does the laundry. they have a ridiculous voice-activated trashcan just because they think it's funny and when dan's grandma comes over she can't make it open. they watch birds out the window in their living room and have a coffee table that's maybe a little bit non-functional but you can lean over and reach it and besides they have smaller slidey ones on the couch proper. dan's always playing piano. phil's so proud of the onion he put in the pasta he made dan when he was sick. fifteen years ago dan had just booked tickets to meet him for the first time and now god they share a life and a home and everything together

dnp + feeling each other’s heartbeat

WE’RE SO FOCUSED ON THE FAKE KISS WHEN WE SHOULD BE TALKING ABOUT THIS BC WHAT THE FUCK

celebrating 15 years of dan and phil [4/15]

meals together

this is my favorite twitter interaction

celebrating 15 years of dan and phil [13/15]

your biggest fan