Types of tea.
Beautiful.
Perfect woman
You shoot at me, I’ll pull the bullet out of my ruined jacket and shove it up your ass with my pinky finger, and who do you think that’s gonna hurt more?
Aw yeah Apollo doesn’t care for Midnighter also he’s not his type did’ja know
Yeah Midnighter doesn’t care as well I mean Apolo’s only a dumb blond anyway
Aw yiss responsible daddies
the actual first gay wedding
And an actual old married couple aww
obligatory boner jokes
Also obligatory “Midnighter hates children” panel
Oh and remember how he wanted to kill Jenny Q in Stormwatch
yeah
I cried so hard
The moment in No Going Back when we knew Lee was lying