The War Between The Sanctuaries Lasted Roughly Two Months, So Val´s Been On Her Period At Least Once

a character you think isn’t appreciated enough?

I actually really like Militsia?? She seems really sweet and I like her interactions with Val (although sometimes they can feel a bit one sided)

Like she actually raises some good points early on when they first meet + genuinely cares for Val (so far..) rather than using her as some weird ego boost and entertainment unlike a certain scamdullery pheasant

“People think they know you. They think they know how you’re handling a situation. But the truth is no one knows. No one knows what happens after you leave them, when you’re lying in bed or sitting over your breakfast alone and all you want to do is cry or scream. They don’t know what’s going on inside your head—the mind-numbing cocktail of anger and sadness and guilt. This isn’t their fault. They just don’t know. And so they pretend and they say you’re doing great when you’re really not. And this makes everyone feel better. Everybody but you.”

— William H. Woodwell Jr.

INTJs in theory vs in reality

Intj in theory - done with work weeks before the deadline

Intj in real life - procrastinating till deadline is looming over their head

Intj in theory- described as “INTJ strode up to the counter and demanded the bill, leaving no room for anyone to mess around”

Intj in reality- sits in the corner, hides behind a book, asks enfp to do the talking

Intj in theory - has everything organized in neat little compartments

Intj in reality- “ladies and gentlemen, watch as I conjure from this pile of rubble anything I desire”

Intj in theory - calm cool and collected

Intj in reality - loses all shit if someone moves their things around

Intj in theory - cold, without feelings, hearts made of stone

Intj in reality- cries to sleep every night

Intj in theory - sends brief to the point messages

Intj in reality - rambles on using big words

Intj in theory - deathly stare plotting your murder

Intj in reality - gazing into space trying to come up with an equation to measure stupidity

More of my if Saracen mentored Valkyrie au because I can’t get it out of my head

Valkyrie and Saracen surrounded by a group trying to kill them:

Saracen: okay Valkyrie you’ve got this

Valkyrie: there a five grown men here Saracen.

Saracen: it’s a chance for you to practice what I’ve taught you, good luck!

Valkyrie: *fighting the group off on her own*

Saracen, standing back:

Yesss, I´m Tanith!

hey y’all, i made this quiz if you want to find out which of my sp faves you are

https://uquiz.com/2Xg7Kh

Camp Rock x Criminal Minds

THIS SCENE HAS NEVER FAILED TO MAKE ME LAUGH VIEHIFIOFV I CANNOT

Text post you’d make: I’ve decided that Seb*stian T*o eats strictly cardboard because at least cannibalism will be something interesting about his character. Yes this is a fact. No I don’t take constructive criticism.

god DAMN, there is no way in hell I could ever come up with something like that but I am nonetheless flattered

You know the China from Mortal Coil that wears slinky & tight yet comfortable black clothes, dives out of a high-rise window, is The Reluctant Member of the anti-remnant ‘group’, has an elaborate sword-fighting duel, and is too cool to fight with Tanith but grudgingly does anyway? 

I miss her. 

valkyrie saying she hadn’t heard of the dead men while sitting next to skulduggery is the sorcerer equivalent of sitting next to harry styles and saying you’ve never heard of one direction

100% accurate - both are annoying and if they do something helpful, 9/10 times it´s an accident

Fletcher is the Jar Jar Binks of SP

i have never seen a star wars movie, so i’ll just have to take your word for it