Steve: What Do You Want To Eat?

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If my mutuals can’t rb this then we can’t be mutuals

Y/n: so if you were in this age group you are most likely to experience a serious violent crime: 10-12, 13-16, 18-21, 15-18

Loki: 10-12

Y/n: no its 18-21

Loki: clearly this is not based off my life

Y/n: yeah im not going to open that can of worms

Bonus :

Y/n: you next.

Nat: alright shoot

Y/n: men in this state statistically buy small sized protection: Pennsylvania, Kentucky,

Nat: Missisipi

Y/n: i didnt even-

Y/n: thats right

Nat: i knew it

Loki: now that is a can of worms i would like to open

Things Bucky says while he is eating you out (Bucky x female reader)

18+ only, Minors DNI

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“You taste so fucking good baby”

“You are so wet for me honey”

“Gonna eat you till you cry sweetheart”

“Gushing for me baby, gonna make you cum so hard”

“Thats it princess, open that pussy up for me”

“You are the sweetest thing I have tasted all day”

“Wanna suck on your pretty clit baby”

“Eyes on me honey, need to see your eyes while my tongue is inside”

“Wanna hear you sweetheart, need to hear those pretty moans while I’m eating you”

“Fuck yes princess, fuck that pussy into my mouth”

“Please baby, need to taste you again, please let me taste you”

“Ass up sugar, I wanna eat you from behind”

“Not yet baby, need to make you cum on my tongue again”

“Making my beard so wet gorgeous, gonna smell like you all day”

“Fuck baby can’t get enough of this pussy”

“Thats it honey, ride my fucking tongue”

“Nothing tastes as good as you baby”

“Use my mouth honey, my mouth is yours, my tongue is yours”

“Love it when you cum hard on my tongue beautiful”

“Please baby I need it, I need your cum in my mouth”

“One more gorgeous, one more on daddy’s tongue”

“Mmmmmm yes baby, fuck, don’t stop cumming for me, gonna swallow all that cum”

“Fuck yes sweetheart, love seeing those eyes rolling back with my tongue deep inside”

“Feed me my pussy baby, give it to me”

Bucky and steve: *in a hot tub*

Perter & Shuri: Two bros chilling in a hot tube five feet apart cuz they're not gay!

Tony & T'achalla:...

Steve: did you have a good day?

Sam: yes

Bucky: no

Sam: shut up

Steve: a good day ?

Sam: yes

Bucky: no

Sam: shut up

Steve: you're supposed to have taken him to the spa

Sam: i took him to the spa

Bucky: he put me in the vegetable steamer

Sam: it's the same thing!

Steve: it's not the same thing!

Sam: it is too, it gets hot, and it gets steamy, and then it goes ding

Bucky: purple bastard

Sam: maxican condiment

Steve: a condiment?

Bucky: i do not use them

Sam: you dont?

Bucky: and niether did your mother

Game night #3

Nat: pink " send a 'you up' text to the last person you hooked up with"

Wanda: oh this should be good

Nat: alright sent

Y/n: *phone dings* its just fury

Wanda: oh haha for a second I just thought, never mind

Nat: im going to make some drinks

Y/n: make mine a double

Bucky: sorry im late i was doing things...

Sam: *out of breath* HE PUSHED ME DOWN THE FUCKING STAIRS!!!!

Bucky: push is such a strong word, i prefer to call it "giving you a little nudge"

Sam: oh I'll give you "a little nudge" WHEN I SHOVE MY FOOT UP YOUR ARSE!

Bucky: HEY! Watch your fucking language infront of the captain

Steve:....

Peter: Tony

Tony: Yes Spidy

Peter: What's an alcoholic

Tony: Well you see those two birds up there, an alcholic would see four.

Peter: Tony there's only one bird up there.

Tony: Fuck!

Bucky: this is so dumb

Sam: the higher i am the better i can see

Bucky: you can- you can fly

Sam: hush now bucky i am searching

Vision: Hello

Darcy: You're okay! How are you even here?!

Vision: What do you mean?

Darcy: I mean you die-

Wanda: - NOPE!

Wanda: Never happened!

Darcy: But...-

Wanda: NOPE!

Wanda: Eventhing is fine. Vision is fine! Nothing bad ever happened! EVER!