That One Dickinette Sketch I Did That I Forgot Was In My Gallery

Bruce tries to get Marinette in his family.

Overall, just choose your ship.

The last is a bonus drawing I think someone requested in discord.

Basically instead of choosing one of the bat kids, Marinette chooses Jon while Clark rubs it in Bruce's face.

UPDATE:

This has turned into a superbat post

Courtesy of @smartlanceisreal (gonna have to shout you out again for the inspiration)

They're now married. Jon is happy

They’re both 20-something here.

inner child

orion pax ver.

pov: you are 15 y/o luo binghe stalking your teacher

Tim Drake and the bad bitch he pulled by being autistic 🙏 ID in alt text!

baby sari and the bots ☹️💔

i love sari and the crew ☹️ they’re already so sweet and kind to her ,, 5 big bots and a baby

ow my heart 💔

Meng Yao you’re grounded grounded grounded grounded grounded grounded for 472629597227394 billion years. You will have no cultivation, no Jin Sect, no watchtowers, no Lan Xichen, and no arms for the rest of your life, and you will have to brainwash yourself to like children’s shows like The Backyardigans and The Wiggles. Go to your room now

I don't think we talk enough about the fact every time Shouta has interacted with the public/Press he has looked like this:

(Not counting the Sports Festival in which he was all covered up.)

And whenever he's interacted with parents or Guardians of the kids, he looked like this:

Now this is how Shouta usually looks:

Curly and wild hair, facial hair as well, dark eyebags, he's scared many characters just by his looks. (Ochako, Izuku, etc.)

Shouta is a man that has no care for appearances nor how others view him. And yet, he cleaned up in the name of his kids. He, or someone, straightened his hair, maybe even cut it a bit, he shaved, put on a suit and tie, I even think he could have put make up under his eyes because of the lack of heavier eyebags.

Now, we know this. Old news.

But consider:

There's a real possibility that the kids parents have never met Shouta when he was not dressed up, and do not know him as anything else but that cleaned up version.

Can you imagine you meet your kids teacher, he's quiet but polite and well kept. Very straight to the point and well mannered.

Time goes by, parents evening comes up and you're talking with all the teachers, asking about your kid's grades and such, you ask where the homeroom teacher is, Mr Aizawa, they point across the room, you expect to see that quiet but polite man talking to another parent maybe.

Instead you see a sickly tired looking man, curly hair unbrushed and knotted, he's holding a ugly yellow sleeping bag under his arm. He's drinking out of a jelly packet, next to him is a punk rock guy with the ugliest fucking moustache you've ever seen, and a woman who looks like she's from Victoria Secret.

Tell me you would NOT wonder what the FUCK happened.

Ma booooys, I hope you'll love them too))

“protect them…untill the end..”