Eu Sou Patética

I told you before, ogres don’t live happily ever after!

SHREK 2 2004, dir. Andrew Adamson, Kelly Asbury, Conrad Vernon

Every time a woman makes a pink job or girl math or girl dinner or I'm just a girl joke I unfortunately have to kill a random man on the streets. And you may think this is cruel or unjust but in reality that's just the way the cookie crumbles

horror of 2024

A que ponto chegamos

Me: *daydreams to fill the void of wanting love and touched*

Also me: *someone tries to hug me or touch me*

undeniable queen of the front page celeb quote

why am i pretty in the mirror and ugly in pictures?

because mirror images are a natural god given occurrence and iphones are not

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