By Michael Cleary

Listen here FUCKERS

"I'm a minor" translates to "fuck off you weirdo I'm not interested in being your sugar baby or girlfriend"

Don't say to us "how old" if we say we're a minor. We say that cause that's the most we're comfortable giving. You called us sexy, we aren't gonna be rushing to give you our details are we?

If we say we're a minor,

IT'S OUR POLITE WAY OF TELLING YOU TO FUCK OFF.

We don't want you to keep guessing our age or insisting. And fucking read the tags or captions, several people have said they're a minor in the tags but you won't read them.

"I'm a minor" also isn't a door for you to say "I know but you're sexy"

It means we feel uncomfortable and we want you to stop.

IF YOUR

CRAYONS

DO NOT SMELL LIKE

crayons

DO NOT EAT IT

It’s not a crayon

My sort of maybe embarrassing “late to the game” thing I’m learning now is how to tell if oil has gone bad.

I feel like most other foods have obvious visual tells like mold or they end up smelling foul and obviously bad. But I was googling about oil and the internet says “if it smells like crayons, it’s bad” which would not have been my first guess. And I tested it out on my somewhat old sesame oil and was like “by god, I would describe this as smelling like crayons”

Anyway protip if your old oil smells kinda like crayons it’s probably no good 🖍️

How sexy is your name?

Add the letters in your first name using the numbers below =)  - Under 60 points= NOT TOO SEXY - Between 61-300 points= PRETTY SEXY - Between 301-599 points= VERY SEXY - Over 600= THE ULTIMATE SEXIEST

A=100 B=14 C=9 D=28 E=145 F=12

G=3 H=10 I=200 J=100 K=114 L=100 M=25

N=450 O=80 P=2 Q=12 R=400 S=113 T=405

U=11 V=10 W=10 X=3 Y=210 Z=23

Don’t forget to add your name and your total!!!

chinese garden

An evening at the lake (Ft. Eunice the evil unicorn)

im very grateful for the lessons in photography i was taught in stop motion class because just now they made it possible to photograph the stars with my phone in spite of the camera usually not detecting the light of stars because theyre so dim,,,, enjoy these shiny motherfuckers

Sagittarius, Diary of Jane by Breaking Benjamin, and if you sleep with socks on I’m sorry but I can’t trust you

ok so . rb this w/ ur sign, the song currently stuck in ur head and whether or not u sleep w/ socks on. its for sciens 

REBLOG IF I CAN BE YOUR FRIEND.

& message you without being judged.

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