It’s Been A Hard Day Bro Can You Pet Me

Trump basically declared disabled people ‘unfit to work’ as he put it by revoking the Equal Employment Opportunity Law of 1965. It means employers no longer have to legally give accommodations to disabled employees. This will render so many Americans jobless and barely anyone is talking about it because disabled people like me are treated as expendable.

The prey has to love the predator right? The fear of death is there, but your entire purpose is to survive them and keep living. Your body is shaped to tense at the first sign of the tiger in the grass. Your mind fills with lightning when you hear a branch snap in the trees. When the specter of claw and teeth breaks from hiding your limbs know the chase. This is a dance that lives in your hot, pounding blood. This is your purpose. You don't always win the chase, but this too is your purpose. The deer must love the wolf I think, and love it the most when the teeth close around the throat. Carried down to the steaming gore painted grass like a lover to a marriage bed. And the wolf loves you.

johto pokemon vs pokemon from new york

bonus: that phenomenon where japanese tourists visit paris and have a breakdown bc of how shit it is

“average doctor gets lobotomised six times in their run” factoid actualy just statistical error. average doctor gets lobotomised 0 times in their run. Lobotomies Georg, who exists mostly in audio dramas & gets lobotomised 10,000 times a year, is an outlier adn should not have been counted.

I finished one once,, but only because I used to eat lip balm and I ate the whole thing,,,

Has anyone ever actually finished a stick of lip balm or do they just despawn after a certain amount of time

every character should get fatter to signify that their life no longer sucks

would you let him into your town

the tumblr renaissance of house md is so funny but it makes you wonder what other 8 season procedural drama where the main character uses his highly specialised skills and intelligence to solve cases no one else can whilst having a highly co-dependent relationship with his best friend that aired in the mid-2000s that we have forgotten about 🤔🤔

(the answer is psych guys we should all watch psych please it’s really good)

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