"how To Prevent Smile Lines" There Are A Thousand More Important Things To Do With Your Time Than Postpone

"how to prevent smile lines" there are a thousand more important things to do with your time than postpone evidence of life's joy on your face

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shrimpbogstrash
4 months ago

*takes up smoking just to have an excuse to go outside and experience fresh air + sunlight during the workday*

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shrimpbogstrash
2 months ago
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shrimpbogstrash
3 months ago
I had a furby as a kid and I blinded it using a laser pointer because I was scared it would watch me. But then it thought it was dark at all times so it would scream and say "help! It so dark!"
Reddit user 1: I had a furby that I loved dearly, one of the original ones from when it was a huge fad. One day I held it upside down and it said "wHoaAAA! me scared!" then immediately died and never worked again : ( Reddit user 2: Murderer
I had one from the 2010's which had multiple different "personalities" depending on how you treated them, one of these personalities was an evil one which if memory serves correct it just sung "smoke on the water" in the furby language. My mom would call it "darth vader mode" and it freaked the hell out of me caused i was scared of Darth Vader. I also couldn't figure out for the life of me how the emotion mechanic worked so the furby was stuck in darth vader mode for a while and when I did manage to turn it good again from my child POV the furby randomly turned evil. Later in my life when i was 15-16 i skinned the furby
My sister had an original in the early 2000's. It scared her so my parents put it in the basement. That night, it went fucking nuts babbling and unfortunately my parents left it too close to the vent and it echoed up into my room. Fucking terrified me. My parents found me under my blankets screaming for the voices to stop.

It's so fucking funny how many people who owned Furbies as children ended up being traumatized by them in some way

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shrimpbogstrash
2 months ago
Tucker U Piece Of Shit
Tucker U Piece Of Shit
Tucker U Piece Of Shit
Tucker U Piece Of Shit
Tucker U Piece Of Shit
Tucker U Piece Of Shit

tucker u piece of shit

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shrimpbogstrash
2 months ago
shrimpbogstrash - shrimpbog’s trash can
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shrimpbogstrash
2 months ago
shrimpbogstrash - shrimpbog’s trash can
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shrimpbogstrash
2 months ago

The most detailed view of Jupiter.

The Most Detailed View Of Jupiter.
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shrimpbogstrash
1 month ago
shrimpbogstrash - shrimpbog’s trash can
shrimpbogstrash - shrimpbog’s trash can
shrimpbogstrash - shrimpbog’s trash can
shrimpbogstrash - shrimpbog’s trash can
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shrimpbogstrash
4 months ago
I Have Had This In My Head For Longer Than I Would Ever Admit But Never Drew It Because I Knew It'd Take
I Have Had This In My Head For Longer Than I Would Ever Admit But Never Drew It Because I Knew It'd Take
I Have Had This In My Head For Longer Than I Would Ever Admit But Never Drew It Because I Knew It'd Take
I Have Had This In My Head For Longer Than I Would Ever Admit But Never Drew It Because I Knew It'd Take
I Have Had This In My Head For Longer Than I Would Ever Admit But Never Drew It Because I Knew It'd Take
I Have Had This In My Head For Longer Than I Would Ever Admit But Never Drew It Because I Knew It'd Take
I Have Had This In My Head For Longer Than I Would Ever Admit But Never Drew It Because I Knew It'd Take
I Have Had This In My Head For Longer Than I Would Ever Admit But Never Drew It Because I Knew It'd Take
I Have Had This In My Head For Longer Than I Would Ever Admit But Never Drew It Because I Knew It'd Take
I Have Had This In My Head For Longer Than I Would Ever Admit But Never Drew It Because I Knew It'd Take
I Have Had This In My Head For Longer Than I Would Ever Admit But Never Drew It Because I Knew It'd Take
I Have Had This In My Head For Longer Than I Would Ever Admit But Never Drew It Because I Knew It'd Take
I Have Had This In My Head For Longer Than I Would Ever Admit But Never Drew It Because I Knew It'd Take
I Have Had This In My Head For Longer Than I Would Ever Admit But Never Drew It Because I Knew It'd Take
I Have Had This In My Head For Longer Than I Would Ever Admit But Never Drew It Because I Knew It'd Take
I Have Had This In My Head For Longer Than I Would Ever Admit But Never Drew It Because I Knew It'd Take
I Have Had This In My Head For Longer Than I Would Ever Admit But Never Drew It Because I Knew It'd Take
I Have Had This In My Head For Longer Than I Would Ever Admit But Never Drew It Because I Knew It'd Take
I Have Had This In My Head For Longer Than I Would Ever Admit But Never Drew It Because I Knew It'd Take
I Have Had This In My Head For Longer Than I Would Ever Admit But Never Drew It Because I Knew It'd Take
I Have Had This In My Head For Longer Than I Would Ever Admit But Never Drew It Because I Knew It'd Take
I Have Had This In My Head For Longer Than I Would Ever Admit But Never Drew It Because I Knew It'd Take
I Have Had This In My Head For Longer Than I Would Ever Admit But Never Drew It Because I Knew It'd Take
I Have Had This In My Head For Longer Than I Would Ever Admit But Never Drew It Because I Knew It'd Take
I Have Had This In My Head For Longer Than I Would Ever Admit But Never Drew It Because I Knew It'd Take
I Have Had This In My Head For Longer Than I Would Ever Admit But Never Drew It Because I Knew It'd Take
I Have Had This In My Head For Longer Than I Would Ever Admit But Never Drew It Because I Knew It'd Take
I Have Had This In My Head For Longer Than I Would Ever Admit But Never Drew It Because I Knew It'd Take
I Have Had This In My Head For Longer Than I Would Ever Admit But Never Drew It Because I Knew It'd Take

i have had this in my head for longer than i would ever admit but never drew it because i knew it'd take up too many panels. but apparently i did it anyway

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shrimpbogstrash
3 months ago
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shrimpbogstrash - shrimpbog’s trash can
shrimpbogstrash
shrimpbog’s trash can

its a me shrimpbog. I wanted to make some organisation on my main blog so here ill posteverything i liked but dont want to post there

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