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Hosanna!

I am begging for the new Daredevil series to be better lit. It's not supposed to be an audio drama, let me see the actors and set!

*after a discussion about appropriate language at school*

my students: can we say glizzy??

me: I'm not sure what that means, I'll Google it and get back to you.

Student A: noooo don't look it up

Student B: That'll be an upsetting search

Student C: we're in trouble now

Me, amused: If that's your reaction... you probably shouldn't be using it.

At dinner last night the guy didn't know what Doctor Who was? He heard it mentioned in a conversation nearby.

I just didn't know not knowing was an option.

The best part about getting married is that I am not sharing my best self with someone; I am sharing my whole self. So I told him I had diarrhea and I tell him I think my classroom management would go a lot better if I could (playfully, carefully) pick them up by their ankles. I love him fiercely and despise those that don't, and my heart gets all gooey just looking at him. When I'm sad a lifetime of relaxation and coping methods are now useless compared to him just holding me.

Building a relationship of mutual love, trust, reliance, and commitment is dope.

Dick: Eldest child (honorific)

Jason, Tim, Duke, Cassandra: Middle child (professional diagnosis)

Damian: Youngest child (affectionate)

Bruce: Only child (derogatory)

bro doesn’t even have a certain je ne sais quoi

Look I believe deeply in research and studies and careful analysis of heaps of data ("In God we trust; all others, bring evidence.") but something deep in my bones tells me that being outside playing so much you inevitably attempt to eat dirt is, in fact, a healthy thing.

if pointing out that the age of getting a phone decreasing along with the prevalence of short form video as the dominant form of social media content during the most significant collective educational gap in recent history all of which happened during one of the most significant windows of psychological development in a human lifetime has had a deleterious effect on the attention spans, self-regulation, impulse control, social skills, tech literacy, and actual literacy of zoomers and gen alpha. if pointing out that that is a real and serious problem makes me a boomer and an old crank who has fallen for “kids these days” propaganda someone find me a porch and a rocking chair so i can yell at you to get off my lawn