This Shit Sucks. Wish Bulbasaur Was Real . 

They hate to see a girlboss stimming…

she is weird but the pussy got that psych ward sock grip

babygirl i can repress feelings you’ve never even heard of before

my immense self hatred VS my delusional god complex

*walking down main street sweeping my scythe back and forth in front of me* watch out bitch! watch out bitch! 

I just want to get dicked down again =/

nobody talk to me, thinking about the poetic eroticism of mushroom omelette with chives

can i see more guys

eahy

you know who would serve absolute cunt at the met gala? megamind.

Let me out of this sewer, man I could be your best friend. I could be the best thing thats ever happened to you