If You All Would Like A Reference For How Chaotically dumb I Am On Occasion, I Would Just Like To Let

I've been thinking about this amazing pattern for days....

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rainbow croak army

there is a black one that looks like an orca and one color of leather bag

I just want to play Lego Star Wars, is that so much to ask for.

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the real question is how the fuck did persephone only manage to eat 6 pomegranate seeds. theyre like the fucking cocaine of fruit you cant eat just 6 singular seeds you have to pop handfuls upon handfuls into ur mouth at rapid speeds and then get sad cause you spent half an hour getting them out of the pomegranate and ate all of them in 5 minutes

I remember my young naive teenage self who believed that sewing is the majority of what you do when you are sewing

Having aesthetic attraction to a character without a trace of any romantic or sexual feelings attached is so strange

It's like there's a guy (gn) on my screen. I like how he looks and the way he moves. I don't want to have sex with him, I don't imagine myself dating him or something of that sort. There's no physical reaction at all.

But there's this ephemeral urge to, I don't know, simultaneously gnaw on him like a bone, study him under a microscope, encase him in chrome and put in my living room, and watch him do the same gesture that ticked me on a loop for approximately three million times?

Does that make sense??

My audio posts keep blowing up so here’s a compilation of some of my favourite clips.