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Looks around
…Kaladin and Leshwi should kiss
Oathbringer Stormlight Spoilers
I really like how the chapter headers sort of trick you into thinking the book is by Jasnah, before you start learning more and more about Dalinar.
In the voice of the JJK Narrator
They were all defeated, except - of course - Kaladin Stormblessed.
We love how Calder dies so Shera gets to say she killed the emperor twice, then he just… gets over it.
im aware this is an insane thing to say but i fucking. love characters that are just cockroaches. and i dont mean like. gross i mean they just do not fucking die. they can survive anything. they will outlive EVERYONE because they just will not die no matter what be it because they have a reason or because they literally cannot stop surviving the odds i love it i love it
God fucking dammit. I hate being right so damn much what the fuck.
Mmmm…. Elhokar death flags. He’s too likable. I think I’m starting to see the patterns and I don’t know if this is good or not.
Woaheoahwoahwoahwoah WOAH woah holshsuhshavsjbxvakbdhwgs
I've neglected the people's princess Kaladin long enough so here I am giving my boy some attention
It aches my heart to see people get injured… it’s almost more painful to me than seeing people die in books. She’s paralyzed. It’s… I- it’s so heartbreaking to witness. I feel so much desire to help Rysn, but she’s not even real. Aaghck. Empathy suuucccckkkssss sometimes.
Words of Radiance Spoilers
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FUCK WAIT ESHONAI DIES????
NO THAT’S NOT. WHAT NO STOP SHE COULD BE FIXED. NOOO!!!!!!
“Honor is dead, but I’ll see what I can do.”
KAAALLAAAADDDIIIIIINNNNN OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD