‪gun To Your Head Which Of The 7 Dwarves Are You Fucking‬

i’m sorry but if u don’t look at least a little bit weird u can’t be hot. if ur just cut and dry good looking ur not hot ur in the mcu

“Call Me Maybe” with every other beat removed

your boyfriend is so brick shaped we used him to build a house. you can still talk to him but hes a house now. sorry

Interview with Diana Wynne Jones

if the queen died ten yrs earlier this website wld be full of chibi drawings of doctor who and sherlock Holmes tearfully laying flowers on the steps of buckingham palace

marvel this, marvel that… why don’t you go marvel at some grass outside

youre singing. augustus gloop is stuck in a giant tube and youre singing.

i hate when ppl complain abt hot glue guns like sorry u havent gotten to know ur beast. its like a horse you have to have a bond and work together

one direction is like the pyramids. they existed but you’re not sure how

drunk and in love and full of food i think only the torturer eel could harm me