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I recently learned that I can lock my likes

And now nothing is stopping me from liking the ungodly amount of smutty Azriel fanfiction I read

You can’t convince me they didn’t cause didn’t tamlin say Rhys taught him to “please a woman” or something like that??? How tf else would he have taught him???

I’ve had enough of this…

I NEED some type of update on ACOTAR 6

✨ Manifest with me ✨

Am I making shit up or did Rhysand have a fucking tail in ACOTAR???

Like I think I remember it during the fireplace scene?

I don’t think it was ever mentioned again (if it was mentioned at all….)

The BEST scene in ACOSF

It’s a damn shame Sarah J Maas has never elaborated on the bat boys tattoos in ACOTAR.

Like we know they have the tribal tattoos and Rhys has the mating ones and the ones on his knees

But I KNOW she’s keeping Azriel’s thigh and waist tattoos from me!

I need a diagrams.

I need the next book to have one of those in jacket lined art covers with diagrams of the tattoos

I fully believe that if Nesta hadn’t clawed out the power from the cauldron and pissed it off, it would have made her an Illyrian with wings

The hottest thing Cassian did In ACOSF wasn’t the headboard scene…

It was when the queen was gonna have him kill Nesta and he decided to kill himself instead

She needs to keep him like this.

I like my men weird and melodramatic 🦇

azriel being a creepy fuck is in no way a problem to me lol.

like remember when he silently stalked around in shadow form watching unfolding events and chose to reveal himself by spreading his wings so wide they nearly touched both cavern walls or whatever (melodrama incarnate tbh)

i just...

it's not a problem in this house.

When they match each others freak because one of them is cold silent rage and the other is loud and burning rage >

My favorite part about Azriel’s bonus chapter is how fucking awkward he is.

He does not catch one break. At one point he’s even like “Damn, I need to say something else that was not a socially acceptable answer 😰”

And I swear if that isn’t my own internal monologue constantly

Like, he definitely has The Loneliest on repeat

I just know Azriel would love Maneskin

I just know Azriel would love Maneskin

I cannot stress this enough

When Azriel eventually does have a romance plot line I NEED it to have k-drama level pining and angst.

Don’t get me wrong ACOSF was fun and all but you know what would be more fun???

Azriel acting like a leading man in a K-drama. Sad backstory. Stoic but kind. Trying to be indifferent meanwhile he’s suffocating under the weight of his feelings

Suriel appreciation post

I miss the Suriel SO MUCH

Like in the first 3 Acotar books he was just stirring up so much ✨drama✨

He didn’t need to tell Feyre to “stay with the high lord” (didn’t need to phrase it like that either) but he just couldn’t help himself.

Also that bit in ACOMAF when he is telling Feyre about the flower and he just casually drops that Rhysand is her mate. She’s all shocked and he’s just like “oh, you didn’t know” 😏

I CRIED so hard when he died. He just wanted to eat chicken, wear a warm coat, and dream of a better future. 🐓🧥🌌

SARAH JANET MAAS!

WHEN ARE YOU GOING TO ANNOUNCE THE ACOTAR 6 RELEASE DATE?????

Please…

I need a hyper fixation 🥺

I need help.

I can’t find that cute Azrielxbimbo reader fic where the girl is named bubbles and she accidentally falls through a portal and into Prythian.

Please help!

Happy Friday 13th y’all!

The scariest thing about today is my 2 year long ACOTAR obsession

So we are currently at

213 for Elriel

160 for Gwynriel

29 for Neither

And 13 for Both

Allergies I think ACOTAR characters have (canon/not canon)

Nesta- pollen

Cassian- pollen

Feyre- dairy

Rhys- cats

Azriel- tree nuts

Tamlin- eggs

Gwyn- soy

Elain- ants

Eris- shellfish

Helion- latex

Amren- people

Mor- wheat

Azriel is such a thoughtful and personal gift giver…

He went all the way to the continent to get Feyre special paints

He paid attention to Nesta and knew she would love/benefit from a reading light

When he picked out a gift for Elain he got her a stained glass rose necklace

Whether you think they (elriel) are the right fit or not you gotta kinda admit that it was sweet he shows his love and admiration for the Archerons through gifts 🎁