Shiro-luxunder - The Lorewriter

Back from hiatus, you may see me add a note and if you use wattpad, you may see a comment from my account, shirodragon1840, I am really active now on both wattpad and tumblr

Your options are

50 hawks

10 crocodiles

3 Brown bears

15 wolves

1 hunter

7 Cape buffalo

350,000,000 rats

5 gorillas

4 lions

- you must pick 2 to defend you while the rest come to kill you

Which do you pick and why

I'm a pan and I would still enjoy this chaos

"horror movie characters make unrealistically bad choices" ok but what if it's a couple on the verge of a nasty, nasty divorce? they keep egging each other on to make the worst possible decisions in a time of crisis. there is a whole subplot where each character is trying to escape while ensuing their spouse still gets murdered bc it would save thousands in lawyer fees

imagine being a virtue but falling in love with a demon of hell

y e s

I met a couple Australians this weekend and they introduced me to what is possibly the greatest phrase in the English language. Apparently, a common response to a wide variety of questions is “I’m not here to fuck spiders”. It means “I’m already doing that” or “Obviously, yeah”. So like, example usage:

At the bar with a friend. Friend: do you want to get a beer? Me: well, I’m not here to fuck spiders.

I love this, you can and will get a notification like this if you subbed to failboi

I love being subscribed to failboat because I'll be minding my own business and I'll get a youtube notification that says "You can't hide'

I whole-heartedly believe that agent Phoenix's has big bird-like eyes like these

and every time someone makes eye contact with them the person gets weirded out because their iris is really big and it's really strange for anyone making eye contact

y e s

I made this girl in a pony maker called "dreammaker"

They have she/her pronouns and they don't have a name yet