Things I’m A Hoe For:

becoming vegan because factory farming is unethical is like deciding that since walmart and amazon mistreat their employees you are now going to get everything you need out of dumpsters

The accuracy of the XNTJ...

Random stuff about the types

Weird random thoughts (INTP)

xNTJs: Intimidating. Actually quirky. Sad inside. Pretty funny though. Fun to talk to. Organisation. Planning ahead. That solid voice. Coffee. The kind of not-sweet, expensive-smelling perfume. Neat handwriting on a notebook. Money. 

xNTPs: Hilarious. Kinda weird. But you’re weird like me. Science. Debates. Animated voice. Secretly softies. Glowing magnesium. Quickly typing on a keyboard. Blowing bubbles at night. When everything finally makes sense.

xNFJs: Somehow knows so much about me? Feels deeply. Spaces out. Wants to connect. Fun. “I told you so,” you say, but I know you care. Cake. Sunshine. “Someday”. That semi-drunken-sounding “eyYyyYyYy”

xNFPs: Vibrant? Poetic. Fun fun fun – and stressed inside? Laughing really loudly and not caring what others think. Pastel highlighters. Dreaming. Excited or dreamy voice. Lowkey feelings in all you do. Fireworks. A sparkler candle.

xSTJs: Hilariously insensitive sometimes. A marshmallow, inside. Would be a stock photo (in the best, meme-ish way). Perfect powerpoint presentations. “Measured” voice. Good gel pens. Graphite. Cumulus on a bright blue sky.

xSTPs: WHY DO YOU WEAR A HOODIE ALL THE TIME?? Secretly 0.1% of a sweetheart. Riding a motorcycle alone. With shades. Carpe diem. Voice smooth but spikes at the same time? “lmao”. Risk-taker in the chillest way.

xSFJs: Really kind. Dedicated. Freshly baked cookies. Hanging out with a group of friends. Whipped cream. Scent of grass. Warm voice. Works hard. Has a social life (*sniff* teach me how??). A flock of birds in the noon sky.

xSFPs: Living energy bars. Full of art. And tears. Music. Voice either hyper or kinda quiet but quirky. Aesthetic. Spices. The feeling of the wind. A little sad inside? Delicate wispy poofy dresses. The glint of jewellery. Rose petals.

It’s like a galaxy in a cup

Recently I can’t get enough iced coffee with soya milk. What a good way to procrastinate :’- )

The Houses as Programming Languages

Gryffindor: CSS

Ravenclaw: HTML

Hufflepuff: JavaScript

Slytherin: C#

it’s time we start oppressing ppl that use the word “hubby”

Dreaming of a future where writing code on coffee cups results in automatic refills…💭✨

MBTI Types: Love/Appreciation for...

INTP: How genuinely curious you are about the world–your unquenchable thirst to learn.

ENTP: How quick-witted and original you are, how you’re always challenging ideas and concepts.

INTJ: How intelligent yet objective you are, how you’re always trying to see things from multiple and new perspectives.

ENTJ: How strong-willed and passionate you are about your work and your future goals.

ESTJ: How confident you are with yourselves, and how reliant you are no matter what problem arises.

ISTJ: How dutiful, committed, and responsible you are no matter the obligation.

ESTP: How bold and spontaneous you are, how you’re always pushing boundaries and trying to live life to its fullest.

ISTP: How flexible yet relaxed you are, how you can just “go with the flow” and see where life takes you.

INFJ: How insightful and trustworthy you are, how amazing you are at listening.

INFP: How open-minded and optimistic you are, how you always see the good in everyone.

ENFP: How beautiful your mind is, how you’re a true dreamer and have the most amazing ideas.

ENFJ: How wise and charismatic you are, and your unsurpassable capacity to love.

ESFJ: How fun and generous you are, how you always want everyone to have the best time.

ESFP: How entertaining and lively you are, life is never boring around you.

ISFJ: How loyal and caring you are, how willing you are to help your friends.

ISFP: How warm and supportive you are, how sensitive you are to others’ emotions.

Why did the integer drown?

It couldn’t float.