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Jeff, walking around backstage:

Someone comes up behind him and steals his hat:

Jeff:

Jeff: :(

Jeff, takes out his emergency hat from his pocket and puts it on:

don't watch aftersun if you have a dad. don't watch aftersun if you do not have a dad. don't watch aftersun if you have a good dad. don't watch aftersun if you have a bad dad. don't watch aftersun if your dad left. don't watch aftersun if your dad is around. don't watch aftersun if you like your dad. don't watch aftersun if you hate your dad. don't watch aftersun if you have a fun dad. don't watch aftersun if you have a boring dad. don't watch aftersun if your dad is loving. don't watch aftersun if you and your dad have no relationship. do not watch aftersun. it hurts.

they should've been at the club :(

When you run out of fics to read

I'm not a socially awkward introvert. I'm a socially awkward extrovert. I am perfectly capable of carrying a conversation, but I'll carry it like a seagull carries a french fry. Snatching it from your fingers and flying off faster than you can process, and then taking it somewhere weird.

every time I watch The Last Kingdom I feel the feminism leaving my body because, wow, I love men

“When Kurt Cobain was alive he was known as the mysterious, quiet rocker. When he died he was known as a depressed drug addict. Kurt Cobain didn’t use drugs because the drugs used him. I don’t think anyone who knew him personally saw him the way the media portrayed him. Did the media ever mention that after a show was over he would sit in the tour bus and write back fan mail? He would try to answer at least thirty letters a night. In 1993, the media never reported the story of Kurt Cobain visiting a fan who wrote him [Kurt Cobain] a letter and asked him to come see her before she died of Cancer. They [the media] never forgot to remind everyone that he had demons though. Don’t listen to what you might have heard from the media. Kurt Cobain loved every single fan he had. He just couldn’t deal with being put on a pedestal that he was constantly afraid of falling off of.”

-Danny Goldberg

Gale is everything Benny is not.

Edit by me ofc

That bro Lucius Verus is way too relatable