John Arbuckle would say “geez I wonder what the L in LGBT means?” waiting for Garfield to respond with “heh, lasagna” but the cat would go “lesbian rights you piece of shit” and kicks him in the cock
pikachu and pikachu say trans rights!
wondering what the funniest possible song title to put into a fancy font is
Kills you slowly
I dont fuck with you
Run.
Wild how Hetalia just stopped existing after 2014. Like, before 2014 I’d hear people talk about it now and then or have it be mentioned as a show to watch and then 2014 happened and it disappeared. It’s gone and dead now, the world is probably better off for it
Please inform me if i missed something because i probably did
You are a mark of hospitality halfling
You have 7 levels of samurai fighter
You have 6 levels of fiend warlock
You have 3 levels of redemption paladin
You have 3 levels of fey wanderer ranger
You have found two books that bring your wisdom and charisma to 22 respectively
You have spent one feat on skill expert to get expertise in persuasion
Your fighting style is superior technique
Your maneuver is commanding presence
Your cousin, throckmorton, is a wild magic barbarian/wild magic sorcerer/divination wizard/peace cleric
Your other friends are a maxed out Spirits bard, any artificer that is level 7, and a circle of stars druid
You are confronted by a god, and are given 30 seconds to convince them you deserve to live
Your cousin throcky gives you guidance, emboldening bond, a portent of 20, the wild magic sorcerer d4 and the wild magic barbarian d3
Your spirits bard spends one of their inspiration to inspire you and burns one to get a story, rolling a 1
Your artificer promises to do their best, giving you flash of genius for your dialogue
The druid, begrudgingly, offers to assist you with a cosmic omen
You take a deep breath, channel divinity, use your manuever, and beseech your patron for aid
You then roll 1d3+4d4+2d6+1d10+2d12+5+6+20+30
Rolling max on every die, you get 126. It’s just not enough.
Luckily, you had your talisman on you, and because you failed, you roll one more d4.
Persuasion Check: 130
I was bored and decided to make emojis :pensive:
As you can see I made it very ladybug and freezerburn
Woefully unfulfilled in life due to nobody having answered the most important question I’ve ever seen
Can richard funk? I still do not know, and this haunts me.
Trying a Yang Xiao Long design with Asian/part-Asian features to better reflect her name. China doesn’t exist in Remnant, but Lie Ren and Mistral were clearly designed to evoke East Asian culture, so why not have Yang reflect that too, with her dad having roots in Mistral?
some ruby meme redraws
Its pride month
Time for b r i c k