Vi: Hey Cupcake I Need A Favor

Vi: hey cupcake I need a favor

Caitlyn, immediately pulling official pardon papers out of her jacket pocket: which family member needs to get out of jail this time

Vi: what the fuck why is that your assumption

Cait: jinx, Vander, Ekko? You have a pattern of having extremely criminal family.

Vi: and you just… were willing to illegally pardon them? On my say-so?

Cait: yes

Vi: these… these are pre-signed.

Cait: yes

Vi: Cait you’re the Sheriff.

Cait: yes

Vi: cupcake… exactly… how down bad are you for me?

Cait: yes.