Parents Be Like “you Know You Can Talk To Me About Anything Right?” And Then Make It Extremely Clear

September 22 2020 - A Hillsboro man convicted to 6 months for drug possession managed to make his escape from the courthouse. A cop trying to stop him gave himself broken ribs and a concussion and had to be taken to hospital, while the hero of our story managed a clean getaway and is still on the loose. [video]

Please you're my favorite dinosaur!!!

Victory velociraptor

Had a dream I flipped the bird to a man who jumped in front of my car 

He sent his friends and his neighborhood to hunt me down

And in that dream I lay bare with half of myself under an Ottoman 

As a man lay down beside me and asked me why I hid from him

I wanted to expose myself but I felt I was too impure 

It'd been months since I took a razor to the forest growing on my legs. 

I did not tell him this. 

It would not help him love me

I imagined him reviewing me, something about shapely thighs 

Perfect skin and curves and eyes you could get lost in

And then I woke up, fully clothed and stainless and un-deforested

Hidden under a blanket, reviewless, with no man wanting to view me.

It is our duty as feminists to protect and respect women in Hijabs

SHUT UP

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in The Nine Realms season 6, the Riders medically screen Thunder and discover his eons of horrible genetics, leading to him being humanely euthanized.

Actually life is beautiful because the sound I make while trying to breathe around hot food sounds like my dog trying to eat an apple. When I yawn my cat tries to put his face in my mouth like a little dentist man and when he yawns I put my finger in his obligate-carnivore trapzone and we both know he will not hurt me. When I do not fold my clothes, they do not hold it against me.

I am demonstrably sad, and lonely, and full of fear. But there are other people who will hold my hand, who will point out the hawk overhead, who will give you That Look in a public place. The other day at a coffee shop a child said "look! It's snowing!" so all of us strangers went to go look out the windows. It wasn't the first snow and it won't be the last but wasn't it lovely, like that?

How wonderful to live in a world where birds and frogs both say beep! How wonderful to have an ocean of beautiful sharks with their dinosaur teeth! How wonderful the moon and her changing face, how wonderful the bees and their dancing to communicate, how wonderful shrimp and their forbidden layers of vision! How wonderful, you, and what you will give the world! The way we love things enough to spend entire blogs devoted to them? How people will let me explain my Pokemon team to them? How we will both jump at the scare in the movie, how we laugh so loudly, how it feels to give someone your baking? How wonderful to be alive. I am sorry for forgetting.

This is the process of getting better. With wonderful people and wonderful strangers and wonderful friends: I am getting better, slowly. Thank you, whoever you are. In some way, you've been wonderful, and left a wonderful place in the world to ripple out to me. In some small way - isn't it beautiful - I promise, you've been helping.