Since The Original Post Was Probably Fake

Mikhail: He who is last to laughing laughs most loudly!

Maloof: What Mikhail did to that sentence is what we’re gonna do to you!

May the 10 of Pentacles bless your account with more money than you can spend. 💵✨

Had a dream I flipped the bird to a man who jumped in front of my car 

He sent his friends and his neighborhood to hunt me down

And in that dream I lay bare with half of myself under an Ottoman 

As a man lay down beside me and asked me why I hid from him

I wanted to expose myself but I felt I was too impure 

It'd been months since I took a razor to the forest growing on my legs. 

I did not tell him this. 

It would not help him love me

I imagined him reviewing me, something about shapely thighs 

Perfect skin and curves and eyes you could get lost in

And then I woke up, fully clothed and stainless and un-deforested

Hidden under a blanket, reviewless, with no man wanting to view me.

They're gonna kick some ass on behalf of all trans people

POV you were transphobic and now they are going to beat you to death

They are all trans and that’s canon actually

bao bao wavin around a bunch of pride flags

Megamind hates cops!!

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I saw your Animal Crossing versions of Dagcup, they’re really cute! It’s a pretty addictive game which attracts almost everyone, do you think Toothless tried the game? 😂

he had a grand time

Actually life is beautiful because the sound I make while trying to breathe around hot food sounds like my dog trying to eat an apple. When I yawn my cat tries to put his face in my mouth like a little dentist man and when he yawns I put my finger in his obligate-carnivore trapzone and we both know he will not hurt me. When I do not fold my clothes, they do not hold it against me.

I am demonstrably sad, and lonely, and full of fear. But there are other people who will hold my hand, who will point out the hawk overhead, who will give you That Look in a public place. The other day at a coffee shop a child said "look! It's snowing!" so all of us strangers went to go look out the windows. It wasn't the first snow and it won't be the last but wasn't it lovely, like that?

How wonderful to live in a world where birds and frogs both say beep! How wonderful to have an ocean of beautiful sharks with their dinosaur teeth! How wonderful the moon and her changing face, how wonderful the bees and their dancing to communicate, how wonderful shrimp and their forbidden layers of vision! How wonderful, you, and what you will give the world! The way we love things enough to spend entire blogs devoted to them? How people will let me explain my Pokemon team to them? How we will both jump at the scare in the movie, how we laugh so loudly, how it feels to give someone your baking? How wonderful to be alive. I am sorry for forgetting.

This is the process of getting better. With wonderful people and wonderful strangers and wonderful friends: I am getting better, slowly. Thank you, whoever you are. In some way, you've been wonderful, and left a wonderful place in the world to ripple out to me. In some small way - isn't it beautiful - I promise, you've been helping.

Man I just freaking love How to Train Your Dragon

I love him