“How Arw You Paying For Photoshop” Im Not LMAO

Had a dream I flipped the bird to a man who jumped in front of my car 

He sent his friends and his neighborhood to hunt me down

And in that dream I lay bare with half of myself under an Ottoman 

As a man lay down beside me and asked me why I hid from him

I wanted to expose myself but I felt I was too impure 

It'd been months since I took a razor to the forest growing on my legs. 

I did not tell him this. 

It would not help him love me

I imagined him reviewing me, something about shapely thighs 

Perfect skin and curves and eyes you could get lost in

And then I woke up, fully clothed and stainless and un-deforested

Hidden under a blanket, reviewless, with no man wanting to view me.

Implying they don't deserve it solely for being a police officer

Be honest with me guys

Would you molotov a police car with me if I asked you to? <3

@happy-mask-lady I think I'm funny

Cigarette Daydreams by Cage The Elephant

I am grateful for headphones for allowing me to listen to songs on repeat forty times without completely maddening other people.

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Thank you, very cool

they’re the Psychonauts!!

I made a Light Fury redesign! I decided to keep her and name her Skadi (norse goddess of the wilderness). You're free to draw her if you want!

*traps BEN in the McDonald's kiosks*

I wish the Light Fury was at least semi-aquatic.

When I first saw the images of her design, the long fin on her back made me think she was. She looked like a beluga whale. Her skin was smooth, wings and tail streamlined, perfect for swimming through the water.

I thought she was an aquatic dragon.

She was not.

Provoked by my sister, I recently began wondering just what the Light Fury would be like if we saw her in the water. I imagined Toothless hearing her call and following it.

He gets to the shoreline of a small pond (think of the one in the cove from the first movie) just in time to see the Light Fury's tail slap the water as she dives under.

He sticks his head under the water, trying to find the creature he just saw. But it's very dark; the Light Fury has practically disappeared. He lifts his head, taking a cautious look around, and then jumps into the water.

And then the creature returns. She's a stark contrast to the darkness of the water. Her scales glimmer as she swims around Toothless at lightning speeds; he tries to turn his body to find her, but she's too fast.

Until she comes up right in front of him, and they get a good glimpse of each other for the first time.

I imagine Light Furies in the Hidden World swimming in the moon pools where we see those manta ray dragons.

I wish we saw this in the movie. It would have given her more personality, as well as made her species more interesting.

Tagging for opinions:

@chaifootsteps

@nightfury-2001

Man I just freaking love How to Train Your Dragon