Okay, But If Raz Is Canonically Wearing Some Of Sasha’s Old Clothes In Psychonauts 2 Now, That Really

Had a dream I flipped the bird to a man who jumped in front of my car 

He sent his friends and his neighborhood to hunt me down

And in that dream I lay bare with half of myself under an Ottoman 

As a man lay down beside me and asked me why I hid from him

I wanted to expose myself but I felt I was too impure 

It'd been months since I took a razor to the forest growing on my legs. 

I did not tell him this. 

It would not help him love me

I imagined him reviewing me, something about shapely thighs 

Perfect skin and curves and eyes you could get lost in

And then I woke up, fully clothed and stainless and un-deforested

Hidden under a blanket, reviewless, with no man wanting to view me.

Yet Lana has been glorifying abuse in her music for years and you're sleeping

Doja’s comment under Lana’s Instagram post 💀😂

“But Moomintroll sighed a little and said: ‘I’m afraid we shall waste an awful lot of time.’

‘Don’t worry’ answered Snufkin, ‘we shall have wonderful dreams, and when we wake up it’ll be spring.’”

This man is the real MVP.

I want to share a little animation that James made as an anniversary gift. It’s what we wish we could do in Animal Crossing New Horizons when we play together.💕

It stemmed from this screencap mostly (credit to AnimationScreencaps):

I mean LOOK AT HIM! HE'S FUCKIN HUGE

So im only just now really getting bothered by this but do you think HTTYD3!Toothless looks WAY TOO DAMN SWOLE or is that just me?

NO IT’S NOT JUST YOU...I know exactly what you’re talking about and it really bothers me too dlksjjlsdljads

Like...?

HTTYD 1: Sleek bby

HTTYD 2: More muscular, but still has that sleek look most of the time

THW: ??? S Q U A R E ???

frazie: one time i was talking to a girl and accidentally told her ‘i’m lesbian’ instead of ‘i’m lithuanian’ 

You know, Dean, if you really wanted us to believe that dragons are wild animals who will always attack first and think later...

Then you could have shown that here.

zac efron on the verge of tears after eating pasta is both extremely relatable and also incredibly sad