The Marauders Era Slytherins

Is this anonymous? If so. The grinch got a dumpy

It is not, but you’re right. He absolutely does. 

# I like big buts and I can not lie

The proper way to end a date

Harry and Neville are in similar positions, their both in gryffindor, both born in july, both 14, and both horrible at potions.

Another thing they have in common is unrealistic expectations. Nevilles’ gran wants him to marry a smart Pureblood girl and carry on the line of the noble and most ancient house of Longbottom.

everyone expects harry to be perfect and just like his parents, who he hasn't seen in 13 years.  Hes supposed to be strong, and smart and fearless and in love with a red head just like James Potter, they expect him to win the triwizard tournament but they also hate him for entering himself, and on top of that Its like everyone expects him to marry Ginny Weasley.

The problem with both these scenarios is that Neville and Harry like each other.

For the yule ball Harry and Neville don’t take each other, instead take female dates. Harry just before the last minute asks Pamad Patil a ravenclaw, to be his date; Ron finds out harry has a date and realises that he also needs a date and rudely but successfully asks Pavari, Padmas’ identical twin. Neville asks Ginny, and is shes more than happy to go as third years don’t have their own invitations to the ball.

Neville dances with Ginny and Harry sits with mopping with Ron. throughout the dance Ginny keeps maneuvering Neville around to be able to keep her eyes on harry, eventually Neville gets tired of it and he drops Ginnys’ arms, saying,”if you want to dance with someone else so bad, than just do it”. She huffs grumpy over being caught, as she starts to walk over to where harry and her brother were sitting, Neville walks in the opposite direction.

Harry and Ron are having just as much luck with their dates as Neville is after Ron in a fit of jealously told the twins that he’d much rather be with someone else than sitting at a table with them. After that the twins went and joined the crowed. He and Ron sit quietly, harry watching as his date is whisked off into dancing with someone else.

Hermione joins the boys looking flustered, “Viktors just gone to get us some drinks”,  Ron throws a fit hearing Hermione call “the enemy” by his first name. She storms off to meet Viktor halfway. “Shes mental” Ron says miffed, with the face of a man who knows hes lost the argument. Harry sighs and gets up, walking towards the doors.

When Ginny locates her brother and her future boyfriend, they are already walking off. She sighs and turns back to Neville but when she looks over her shoulder she can't find him. She looks among the crowd and finds him, a couple moves out of her way and she sees loony Lovegood taking his hand as she guides her to dance. She huffs again and walks towards the doors ready to go to sleep.

Neville spends the last few hours of the ball swaying softly to the music with Luna's head on his shoulder as they talk.

Later he walks up to the dorms quietly and everyone is already in their beds, with the curtains closed giving the illusion of sleeping teens. Neville knows better, he walks over to Harry's bed and whispers the password to his locked curtains, harry is in his bed sketching flowers out of his herbology textbook for homework due the next day. Neville turns towards his own bed and throws whats in his hands before turning back and offering Harry his hand.

Harry puts his books and pencil down before shuffling out of his blankets and taking Nevilles hand. They walk out into the open space and dance to the sound of the fire cracking and snow falling outside the tower window.

How we deal with grief

Peter loses a civilian, it was a simple mugging, 2 guys, they cornered the woman, she was 24, and newly married, she and her husband had married early when she fell pregnant at 21, Spider-Man jumped down into the alley way and webbed the two men to the wall just as the gunshot went off, there were three men. she dropped to the ground and peter quickly ran to her side, the man ran off with her bag and the gun, she wasn't moving.

He got home that night and went straight to his room, everyone was either already sleeping or just assumed he was tired. When he came out no one was still in the common room, everyone had moved to their own room. He walked out in black tights and a tight shirt, bright red ballet shoes in his hand, tears had stopped falling but the evidence was still there.

They were the last thing Ben had brought him before he died, he hadn't danced since Ben's death. He tried, he got up like nothing was wrong, and may drove him to his lesson. He had to tell her where it was, she didn't know,  Ben was always the one to drive him. He broke in his new shoes, never worn before, then put them on. He walked to the bar and put his hand on it before he broke down in tears and ran back out to the car, where he took off his shoes. They were only worn once before they went back into the box they came in.

He had FRIDAY take him down to the main training room, it had mirrors and a ballet bar for Natasha, Tony put it in once he found out she did ballet. he sat down and slid the shoes on before tying them up, they still fit as perfectly as they did the first time, he stood on point before walking to the bar and stretching, first he did common stretches before going into intense stretching and finding comfort in the burn, 15 minutes later he walked to the center of the little dance area, he took a deep breath in, "FRIDAY, can you put the room on lockdown please, I don't want anyone coming in" "are you sure peter you seem distressed?" "yes FRIDAY- please" "the room is on lockdown", he looked in the mirror and stuck his leg out, bent his other leg and took another deep breath, then spun.

Three spins later he put his leg down and then repeated the motion, leg out, bend knee and spin, after the first spin tears started to fall down his cheeks again. One after the other, he didn't stop until he had done 100; he took a water bottle from the mini fridge in the corner before taking his place in the center of the room again and starting again.

Ito Sero the secret older sister and girlfriend!

A repost from my AO3, My AO3 is linked in my bio.

A little background information, Midoriya is replaced by Shinsou in class 1a. Her name is not Izuku it's Ito. She is not a Midoriya she is a Sero. So how I see it is it is Midoriya (her name is diferent and so is her quirk, it's just as if she was born into a diferent family). You don't have to see it like that if you prefer Ito could just be an oc (and she kinda is), maybe Midoriya just didn't go to UA I don't know. I'm not sure how to explain it so I hope I've done a good job.

Kaminari and Sero were friends before UA, this is common knowledge around class 1a so it was weird to see them fight.

"DUDE! how could you do this to me!" Sero yelled at Kaminari looking absolutely betrayed "I'm sorry dude i just couldn't help myself!" he yelled back waving his arms all about, they each took a step in looking ready to fight when a girl walked through the small crowd of 1A students and shot 2 strings from her arms, the two strings stuck to the boy's backpack and shirts before the strings retracted and broke off pulling both boys to the ground with a spider like string stuck to each of them.

Ito Sero! Quirk: silk string she has spider like organs in her inner elbows, she can shoot and produce long silk like strings she can also retract them.

"Ito! marry me" Kaminari yelled at her back. the girl turned around and blew a straight armed kiss at Kami, pointing at him when she was done as she said "yes" seriously.

"NO! im sure there is a rule in the bro code about dating your best friends twin sister!", Sero yelled still sitting on the ground next to Kaminari, "mmmm, I don't know about that" Kami said at the same time as Ito said, "he can't read". Ito and Kaminari turned to glare at each other, "i don't wanna marry you now" Kami said, "I’ve read the bro code, your not allowed to anyway" she huffed out and turned to face away from the electric boy and looked at her brother still on the ground. "Time to go?" he nodded and she helped him up. The two of them started to walk away, "ITO, HANTA! WAIT FOR ME!" Kaminari yelled running to catch up, jumping on the two of them when he did, leaving the remaining Class 1A members to look on in different stages of shock and confusion as the three of them walked off.

Au where Harry and Draco died in the room of requirement

izuku midoriya-bakugo the secret brother and boyfriend!

Iida: your brothers a lil bitch

Iida removed a message

Iida: sorry wrong chat

Pinky: i wasnt the only person who saw that right

Blasty: dont call me a bitch!

pikapi: i saw it tooo

u'll float 2: how do you know he was talking to you

Iida is offline

flex tape: @Iida

frog queen:@Iida

Katy perry:@Iida

Iida is online

Iida: no

blasty: you wanna fite we gon fite

lida: yeezzys

Flex tape: ...

Pinky:...

pikapi:...

Flex tape: WHEEEEEEZE

hardboi: bro....

hardboi: did that really just happen

u'll float 2: hold up

u'll float 2: whats this about another chat

frog queen: i was unaware you talked to anyone other than our class

Iida: ... ouch

arise my son: dead

Iida: i have other friends

hardboi: can we meet them?

Pinky: yeeeeeeee

Pinky: we wana met your friends

Pinky: meat

Pinky: meet

Pinky: twaz using the micraphone cause im

Pinky: l a z z y

Sparkle: ~S A M E T H O~

blasty: NO

blasty: DONT DO THAT

Pinky: DO IT

Iida added xxx xxx xxx

xxx xxx xxx: Hi you've reached bakugo, i think you've got the wrong number

blasty changed xxx xxx xxx nickname to lil brother bitch

lil brother bitch: i take it back it seems you do not

lil brother bitch changed blasty nickname to a lil bigger brother bitch

lil brother bitch: so wassup

a lil bigger brother bitch: read up

a lil bigger brother bitch: that bitch called me a lil bitch

Iida: ...

lil brother bitch: i mean he not wrong

Iida: spirit hi fives

lil brother bitch changed Iida nickname to sonic but kinda hot

Pinky: what just happened

INVISA BOO: I AM SO CONFUSED

pikapi: i didnt know you had a little brother

a lil bigger brother bitch: well i do

lil brother bitch: YOUR NOT EVEN THAT MUCH OLDER THAN ME

a lil bigger brother bitch: YOUR A CHILD

lil brother bitch: WERE THE SAME AGE!

sonic but kina hot: stopppppppppp itttttttttttt

a lil bigger brother bitch: shut up!

lil brother bitch: dont tell him to shut up!

a lil bigger brother bitch: ILL DO WHAT I WANT

lil brother bitch: WE GON FITE

sonic but kinda hot: i got my dola store camera

sonic but kinda hot: oN

u'll float 2: WHAT IS HAPPENING

sparkle: ...

frog queen: ummmm

Katy pery: ...

Flex tape: HE JUST

pikapi: THAT JUST

Pinky: I CANT EVEN

hardboi: hang on back up, who are you

lil brother bitch: hiii im izuku bakugo Tenya Iida, Iida, sonic but kind hot Momo Yaoyorozu, richie rich Izuku Midoriya, lil brother bitch Ochaco Uraraka, u'll float 2 Katsuki Bakugo, blasty, a lil bigger brother bitch Yuga Aoyama, sparkle Mina Ashido, Pinky Tsuyu Asui, frog queen Mashirao Ojiro, monkey Denki Kaminari, pikapi Eijiro Kirishima, hardboi Koji Koda, snow white Rikido Sato, strongboi Mezo Shoji, manny arms Kyoka Jiro, hot topic employee Hanta Sero, Flex tape Fumikage Tokoyami, arise my son Shoto Todoroki, katy perry Toru Hagakure, INVISA BOO

Regulus Black as a black cat for his animagus form would just basically be salem from Sabrina the teenage witch:

EVERYONE LISTEN, ACTUALLY GO AND READ THIS IT'S SO GOOD!! AND SO IS THIS ART! LOOK AT HIM HE'S SO CUTE AND PERFECT AND LOVELY 😊

yall. YALL. go read this wonderful fic I recently got into called The Density of Fog where deku is shirakumo’s brother and ANGST GOES ON. (It’s in aizawa’s pov too so eXTRA ANGST W A DASH OF DADZAWA FOR SPICE). 

James, seductively: I bet you’d like to see me with less clothes on…

Regulus, taking James’ glasses: I bet you’d like to see.

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