Who's Izzy?
Who's Izzy?
Summary; Bakugou gets a message form 'Izzy' his supposed girlfriend, but when class 1a goes to be consulted for their new hero suits they realise just how wrong they were.
"hey Bakugou you got 2 messages"Kaminari yelled from the lounge room "it's from Mei and, DUDE you gotta girlfriend!" he yells and catches the attention of the rest of the Bakusquad "bro whos Izzy, is she your girlfriend" Kirishima teases, Bakugou simply takes his phone off of Kaminari and replies with a short and sweet "no" then he walks back to the kitchen, the squad exchange a look the then get up and follow after Bakugou, who stands at the stove mixing his curry and smiling at his phone, "whatcha smiling at Bakugou" Sero wiggles his eyebrows "nunya" Bakugou smiles at his phone messages 'Izzy' back before sliding his phone into his back pocket and continuing to make the class dinner, "who hungry".
the conversation at the dinner table is interesting, "hey did you know that some support group class blew up a workshop" Hagakure said sparking a new conversation "yeah it was Hatsumei and someone else" Uraraka says "it was Bakugous girlfriend!" Kaminari yells "what?!" the class all looks to Bakugou "I don't have a girlfriend" he simply says "yes you do, you got a message earlier from 'Izzy' saying I just blew someone up and a message from Mei? saying I've been blown up" Mina says "Mei is Hatsumei-sans first name kerro," Tsu says then Kirishima complains "how come you call her by her first name but not us" "I call a lot of people by their first name" "oh yeah who else are you sure your no dating Hatsumi-Sama"Mina taunts and Bakugou rolls his eyes starting to get annoyed with the constant chattering and questioning, so he shuts them up by proving them wrong, "I call Hitoshi by his first name and he's not my girlfriend" and that does it their all quiet "...*cricket noise*..." well not all good things last, "WHAT!" "I don't have a girlfriend, I happen to call them both by their first name because I was asked to, no I will not call you by your first names leave me alone or you'll be cooking for yourselves I happen to know that the support classes like my cooking and wouldn't mind if I use their kitchen" he then gets up and leaves, "wait a second how do you know the support classes!" Kaminari yells after him, "wasn't that weird" Jiro says and goes back to eating and conversing with Momo.
The next day
"today we will be taking a trip down to support class 1-H but as the word travels fast 2 students yesterday were testing something and blew it up so I have a warning from power loader" he reads from a piece of paper "stay outside of the rainbow line that is dangerous territory and I will not be responsible for any casualties, you never know how exaggerated notes can be, so stay clear of the rainbow line" the class tuck in their chairs and start to walk to the classroom.
"hey Bakugou what class Is your girlfriend in?" he groans in response before yelling "I don't have a girlfriend" they all groan back "guys guys you're doing it all wrong, what class is 'izzy' in?" Kaminari asks with a smug smile, Bakugou glares at them "this one" "ha ha were going to meet your girlfriend how do you feel about that" "I think you should refrain from tormenting our classmates Kaminari," Iida says doing his robot dance "but Iida arent you a little curious about Bakugous girlfriend I mean think about it who would want to date him," Uraraka says trying to persuade her boyfriend and in̶t̶e̶n̶t̶i̶o̶n̶a̶l̶ly̶ unintentionally insulting Bakugou "what was that ROUND FACE!" he screamed, "he's just proving my point!" Iida looked conflicted considering his options "I will admit to being curious as to who Bakugous girlfriend is" Bakugou was just about to yell something back when they arrived at the classroom, the door opened and the class was greeted by a messy Mei Hatsumei
"Kat, Kat, Kat did you watch the video of the explosion I sent you!" she jumped up and down, Katsuki pushed to the front of the group "good morning to you too Mei I slept well as well" he said sarcastically "oh right manners Mei, good moring Kat," her hair was messy and there was still patches of her last explosion on her body and clothes "yes I saw the video, I watched it this morning, have you started making baby number 4 yet" "yep wanna watch?" "call me when your testing, ill watch then" the students behind them were horrified "Hatsumi!, bakugou! your traumatizing students!" power loader yelled "pfft, anyway wanna make a baby with me" "id love to it sounds fun id love to get my hands dirty" some of the support class students started laughing knowing exactly what was going on, and power loader just sighed "oh and 'Izzy's looking forward to making a baby with you~" she cooed "ok that's enough, ground rules, try not to touch anything unless necessary, stay out of the rainbow area and don't touch anything that says 'Izzy' or Mei now just look around for your suit and go"power loader stepped in and stopped their ridiculous conversation and some of the students looked around for their suits but others stayed and watched Bakugou, he walked into the rainbow area the class looked over there but didn't see a petite blonde named 'Izzy', Bakugou walked over to a green-haired boy and hugged him from behind making him turn around, he put his "baby" down and put his hands on Bakugous waist "hi kitten" he said " hi Izu" Bakugou turned to his classmates and stuck out his tongue, Mei laughed loudly form her workspace, a screwdriver in one hand and a blowtorch in the other "that's 'izzy'" she pointed to the boy still laughing "WHAT!" Bakugou leaned forward and kissed the boy "he came second last year in the sports festival" Momo said "yep, I did" he said "hi im Izuku Midoriya Katsukis boyfriend" Kat started laughing and so did Mei, "you thought he was straight, that's the funnest thing I've heard since vine" they were expecting something completely different not this hes 6ft with a green undercut and a dangley cross earring, hes muscly and tall and the complete opposite of the girl they were picturing.
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The proper way to end a date
Harry and Neville are in similar positions, their both in gryffindor, both born in july, both 14, and both horrible at potions.
Another thing they have in common is unrealistic expectations. Nevilles’ gran wants him to marry a smart Pureblood girl and carry on the line of the noble and most ancient house of Longbottom.
everyone expects harry to be perfect and just like his parents, who he hasn't seen in 13 years. Hes supposed to be strong, and smart and fearless and in love with a red head just like James Potter, they expect him to win the triwizard tournament but they also hate him for entering himself, and on top of that Its like everyone expects him to marry Ginny Weasley.
The problem with both these scenarios is that Neville and Harry like each other.
For the yule ball Harry and Neville don’t take each other, instead take female dates. Harry just before the last minute asks Pamad Patil a ravenclaw, to be his date; Ron finds out harry has a date and realises that he also needs a date and rudely but successfully asks Pavari, Padmas’ identical twin. Neville asks Ginny, and is shes more than happy to go as third years don’t have their own invitations to the ball.
Neville dances with Ginny and Harry sits with mopping with Ron. throughout the dance Ginny keeps maneuvering Neville around to be able to keep her eyes on harry, eventually Neville gets tired of it and he drops Ginnys’ arms, saying,”if you want to dance with someone else so bad, than just do it”. She huffs grumpy over being caught, as she starts to walk over to where harry and her brother were sitting, Neville walks in the opposite direction.
Harry and Ron are having just as much luck with their dates as Neville is after Ron in a fit of jealously told the twins that he’d much rather be with someone else than sitting at a table with them. After that the twins went and joined the crowed. He and Ron sit quietly, harry watching as his date is whisked off into dancing with someone else.
Hermione joins the boys looking flustered, “Viktors just gone to get us some drinks”, Ron throws a fit hearing Hermione call “the enemy” by his first name. She storms off to meet Viktor halfway. “Shes mental” Ron says miffed, with the face of a man who knows hes lost the argument. Harry sighs and gets up, walking towards the doors.
When Ginny locates her brother and her future boyfriend, they are already walking off. She sighs and turns back to Neville but when she looks over her shoulder she can't find him. She looks among the crowd and finds him, a couple moves out of her way and she sees loony Lovegood taking his hand as she guides her to dance. She huffs again and walks towards the doors ready to go to sleep.
Neville spends the last few hours of the ball swaying softly to the music with Luna's head on his shoulder as they talk.
Later he walks up to the dorms quietly and everyone is already in their beds, with the curtains closed giving the illusion of sleeping teens. Neville knows better, he walks over to Harry's bed and whispers the password to his locked curtains, harry is in his bed sketching flowers out of his herbology textbook for homework due the next day. Neville turns towards his own bed and throws whats in his hands before turning back and offering Harry his hand.
Harry puts his books and pencil down before shuffling out of his blankets and taking Nevilles hand. They walk out into the open space and dance to the sound of the fire cracking and snow falling outside the tower window.
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yall. YALL. go read this wonderful fic I recently got into called The Density of Fog where deku is shirakumo’s brother and ANGST GOES ON. (It’s in aizawa’s pov too so eXTRA ANGST W A DASH OF DADZAWA FOR SPICE).
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