No More Gravy No More Basting It Is Freedom We Are Tasting

mountain goats litany for survival: I am gonna make it through this year it it kills me

mountain goats litany for divorce: hand in unlovable hand

mountain goats litany for justice: I’m gonna bribe the officials, I’m gonna kill all the judges

mountain goats litany for revenge: I will personally stab you in the eye with a foreign object

mountain goats litany for weird kid pride: wearing my lizard suit to the party

mountain goats litany for meeting word count: the most remarkable thing about you standing in the doorway is that it’s you and you are standing in the doorway

mountain goats litany against nonsense and also handball: I did not come to play handball

mountain goats litany against anti-intellectualism: I use the term advisedly according to Webster's 9th New Collegiate, definition 4b

amen

Why don’t we have like good looking shirts that don’t get pitstained? Like I just wanna wear a shirt without it having to be covered by a sweater.

Where are his 𝒷𝒶𝓁𝓁𝓈 ⁉️

tfw u wake up from a coma and your bf won't talk to u

BREAKING NEWS: Aliens, spirits, and stolen balls!?

it’s like the one human in a cast of muppets dynamic

this is bottoms (2023) as a picture

PART TWO: THE END