Mouthwashing X Disco Elysium

I found this so fucking hilarious

Ifykyk

[me telling the story of how I survived an ORTBO and lived for two calendar days in a snowy forest] it was crazy

[my friend who once got a text from me saying my apartment has a night gardener] was the night gardener there?

"I think there’s something about Irving and Helly R. They formed an alliance in Season 1, really, at the Perpetuity Wing ... There’s a real familial bond that they have ... For Helena, her relationship with her father is so challenging that the kind of dynamic she has with Irving, I think, is triggering for her because it kind of rhymes a little bit with a father figure, but it’s a way more nurturing one than she’s ever experienced." (x)

cat who hacksd the no fly list literally my hero

idk why i made this

house MD voice: if it's in his lungs, it's in his asshole. get me a biopsy of his penis.

[The Horror and the Wild]

i went to the intersection of desire and suffering and everybody knew you

this is the same scene to me

wdym is this not how it went