Obligatory 60s Wives Post

mountain goats litany for survival: I am gonna make it through this year it it kills me

mountain goats litany for divorce: hand in unlovable hand

mountain goats litany for justice: I’m gonna bribe the officials, I’m gonna kill all the judges

mountain goats litany for revenge: I will personally stab you in the eye with a foreign object

mountain goats litany for weird kid pride: wearing my lizard suit to the party

mountain goats litany for meeting word count: the most remarkable thing about you standing in the doorway is that it’s you and you are standing in the doorway

mountain goats litany against nonsense and also handball: I did not come to play handball

mountain goats litany against anti-intellectualism: I use the term advisedly according to Webster's 9th New Collegiate, definition 4b

amen

from a while ago

DONT WATCH GOMENS 2 IT RUINED MY LIFE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Where are his 𝒷𝒶𝓁𝓁𝓈 ⁉️

anyway time go back to being cool and normal and not aware of any of that shit for another year till some other shit pops up

and it’s always the same shit with like 10 new things added to the pot a few of which could be literal crimes

how are they still going

ex dsmp fans rn:

(dragging my mutuals kicking and screaming into caring about the body horror toxic repressed queer not-romance with your best friend who didn't come back wrong but came back only as his skin manga)

IM GONNA SHIT MYSELF OVER THIS PINTEREST COMMENT