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The movie Wicked is proof that any source material can be vastly improved by simply making the intense female friendship much gayer + the mutual male love interest both wildly bisexual and lowkey down to just be their third

gansey impulse buying ridiculous stuff when hes upset gansey microwaving tea gansey not wanting to find glendower on a nasty day when he also couldnt wear his favorite sweater gansey going “mon dieu!!” at an ugly turkey shaped plate gansey being besties w an old professor obsessed w pigeons gansey being so obsessed w glendower that everyone in the town knows it gansey telling ronan he rmbrs when he smelled like his childhood home gansey when he

Okay now I just wanna grab some friends and go on a trip through Ireland while blasting cuts and bruises the entire time, is that too much to ask for?!

if you're not obsessed with anything weird and niche please try harder. stop going outside for a while. consider getting weirder about the things you already like

i think one of the most important things you learn about making connections with others is that a significant portion of the time people just do not know theyre doing what theyre doing

idk about you but i’m a sucker for the we just had sex and it’s the morning after and i woke up to an empty bed and how could i be so stupid of course you left me alone but wait you’re in my kitchen cooking me breakfast and i’m so relieved trope

no but like i'm so fr rn i think we'd have really good bed chem

Petition to resurrect him.

remus kinnie canon experiences

feeling like all your friends have much more fun with each other than with you

being relieved at accomplishments rather than feeling a sense of achievement

feeling like you're missing out when you're alone, but when with other people all you want is to be alone

anytime you say a bit too much you feel like you've overshared and should literally keep shut all the time

anytime someone laughs you immediately assume its about you or directed at you

you hate being humiliated in even the tiniest way

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