Latest Posts by sheepishgoat - Page 2
la fi del món (it's monday afternoon and the bars are open/ inspired by the power outage in Spain of 28/4/2025)
I used to wonder how some people had like 50 fics in their AO3 accounts. Yes, it can take years but I was always so mystified by how prolific y'all are. Especially the fellow Garashir fans.
As I finish up another one-shot, I'm beginning to get it. This is an addiction. I'm hooked on the lizard.
I haven’t platonicposted in a while
It cracks me up knowing that the entirety of Uprooted Season 2 is like a week long.
5 days at the most-
helen redesign but with that one yarnface trend
Yeah you could say I’m doing numbers on tumblr. And that numbers? One
Part 2: shape, style, and length with femme styles!
ranking the best things I have heard surgeons say mid-surgery:
1. "Five second rule!" while scrubbed, after dropping a sterile scalpel on the floor (no they did NOT pick it up again but I swear everyone's buttholes puckered)
2. (spoken during the closing of a particularly long and difficult case) "Nurse - my tunes." :heavy metal starts blasting:
3. Gently to a fretful patient, pre-anaesthesia: "It's going to be okay. I promise, I've dealt with worse." As soon as the patient is unconscious: "This is literally the worst thing I've ever seen."
4. [okay this one was a med student] "Wowwww, that's so gross!!" Reg: "Please remember that [patient] is awake for this procedure." Student to patient: "Oh my god. I am so sorry, that was really unprofessional - " Patient, cheerfully, also engrossed with what's happening inside them on the screen: "Nah - it's, like, super gross, right?"
5. [another procedure where the patient couldn't be put under GA] Patient: *starts singing country roads midway through the procedure* Surgeon: *shrugs and joins in with surprisingly good harmony*
i realize i only have this on twtter so. if anyone wants a body hair note guide or whtver this is. here u go wweeee
childoodles for ur troubles
new trope just dropped
Part 3: Combining shapes, braids, and textures! And utilizing parts and fros!
YouTube ads: (30 seconds of irrelevant wackiness) Oh hohohoho the creature wants the Food!
Facebook ads: (fabricated sponsored "news" article) Here is why, everyone is buying the new thing. Trust us everyone is buying it
TikTok ads: (paid actor) I just bought this thing and it totally changed my life! Join me on my Journey, with Product...
Tumblr ads: (ai generated image of heaven) The Truth About Your Elbows
Shout out to the best father-son relationship ever shownd on the screen
idk why people photoshopped the crying cat meme on this pic when the unedited version is so powerful
yo garak slow down
We're so back
happy ouaw coming back! can't wait for a whole season of the rest of the krew watching these two fumble each other so bad
no other character in Star Trek history has ever pulled a more badass stunt than t'pring making her fiancé fight his soulmate bff to the death just so that she could keep her boytoy out of danger
Torbek! :DDD Some rough doodles I may clean up later, but I had fun.
Me leaving comments on fics.
why is ao3 is blocked on the hospital wifi????
I'm just gonna say it. Imagine being an illegal altered human and choosing the furthest, most derelict starbase possible only for it to turn into an essential transport route and trade hub the moment you arrive.
I personally think you get a pass on any poor behavior after that.
Do you think urban fantasy settings have porn discourse? Like all the races have different ideas of what they find appealing and how it should be presented. Drarves mostly write erotic literature in runes and you would not believe how slow burn that shit can get. You're five volumes in before the two main characters figure out each others' genders and realise that they may be attracted to each other.
Orcs don't really do narrative arts, they figured out advanced chemistry before writing, and they manufacture perfumes specifically meant to mimic the scent of an orc in heat and then jack off to the smell. Having an orc roommate in college is unbearable.
Gnome porn is unspeakable. Do not speak of gnome porn.
Elvish porn, regardless of media type, features more humans than the uninitiated would expect. This is largely because elvish mating customs are just as slow-paced as those of dwarves, so the myth of humans as wildly promiscuous hypersexual turbosluts is somewhat based in reality: the culture shock that elves often encounter in mixed relationships, where the human partner whom they have been appropriately courting in a perfectly respectable way all of a sudden throws all propriety in the wind and goes "hey we've been together for ten years, do you want to see my tits while they're still this good?"