Wow…

I used to wonder how some people had like 50 fics in their AO3 accounts. Yes, it can take years but I was always so mystified by how prolific y'all are. Especially the fellow Garashir fans.

As I finish up another one-shot, I'm beginning to get it. This is an addiction. I'm hooked on the lizard.

self reports be like

why is ao3 is blocked on the hospital wifi????

we’re really at that point in the year where no one cares about anything huh

Me leaving comments on fics.

"I watch LOST for the plot."

the plot: whatever the hell sawyer ford and sayid jarrah have going on

The greatest tragedy of Among Us is making friends and then accidentally disconnecting before you get to say goodbye

worg (flags: kremy is demisexual & demiromantic, frost is demiromantic, gideon is bi)

Do you think urban fantasy settings have porn discourse? Like all the races have different ideas of what they find appealing and how it should be presented. Drarves mostly write erotic literature in runes and you would not believe how slow burn that shit can get. You're five volumes in before the two main characters figure out each others' genders and realise that they may be attracted to each other.

Orcs don't really do narrative arts, they figured out advanced chemistry before writing, and they manufacture perfumes specifically meant to mimic the scent of an orc in heat and then jack off to the smell. Having an orc roommate in college is unbearable.

Gnome porn is unspeakable. Do not speak of gnome porn.

Elvish porn, regardless of media type, features more humans than the uninitiated would expect. This is largely because elvish mating customs are just as slow-paced as those of dwarves, so the myth of humans as wildly promiscuous hypersexual turbosluts is somewhat based in reality: the culture shock that elves often encounter in mixed relationships, where the human partner whom they have been appropriately courting in a perfectly respectable way all of a sudden throws all propriety in the wind and goes "hey we've been together for ten years, do you want to see my tits while they're still this good?"

It’s ironic! Have another shitpost in honor of OUAWs return 👍