Tlnm In A Nutshell

Ludzie, którzy wierzą w siebie, ufają innym. Ponieważ w głębi ducha wiedzą, że kiedy zostaną zdradzeni - a zostaną zdradzeni, bo takie jest życie - potrafią to godnie znieść. Bo w podejmowaniu ryzyka tkwi urok życia.

- Hipis [Paulo Coelho]

i truly apologize i think i’m very funny 

Guys, I just found out that I have 300 followers now. So I have a little gift here. Hope you like it! Original video by Brandon Rogers. You can follow “ninjago vines compilation” tag to find more of this shit.

"Can I offer you some nice ninjas in this trying time?"

Sam fakt dopuszczenia do siebie krytyki daje przewagę tym, co krytykują.

- Hipis [Paulo Coelho]

Oh oh bruiseshipping! And greencheeleader/Chen and Lloyd I don't even know name :'p And congrats for followers!

Bruise and greencheerleader for you, dear anon!

BRUISESHIPPING

1. Who drinks all of the coffee?

They are both coffee-holic

Jay: *walks into Cole’s room and sees so many coffee cups*

Jay: How many coffee you drunk?

Cole: I don’t know, you tell me.

Jay: *remembers that he have coffee cups on his work table as much asCole have*

Jay:

Jay: Fair enough.

2. Who brings up adopting a pet?

Again, both of them

Kai: *hears yelling from Jay’s room*

Kai: *walks in* Hey, what’s goingon in here?

Jay: I say we adopting a cat!

Cole: NO, I say we adopting a dog!

Jay and Cole: *starts yelling louder*

Kai:

Kai: *leaves a room*

3. Who kills the bugs?

They both don’t like to kill the bugs, they just bring them out ofbounty

4. Who cooks the meals?

Cole but we all know how this ends

Jay: *walks into kitchen* Is something burning?

Cole: *leans on a corner* Just my desire for you.

Jay: Cole, this toaster is on fire.

5. Who starts getting into holidays waybefore they should?

Jay

Jay: Happy Halloween!

Cole: It’s August…

Jay: Happy Valentine’s Day!

Cole: New Year was yesterday…

Jay: Merry Christmas!

Cole: Seriously, it’s June!

6. Who initiates the couple selfies?

Jay

7. Who forgets the birthdays andanniversaries?

Cole, all the time while Jay remembers everything

One time, Cole forgot about Jay’s birthday and was apologizing to him onnext day but he had no idea that Jay wasn’t even mad(he just can’t be mad atCole for long).

8. Who always ends up with too muchjunk food after grocery shopping?

Cole, of course~

Jay: Oh hi, you’re already back?

Cole: Yep.

Jay:

Jay: Is that a little box of muffins?

Cole: *hides box in a shelf* No…

Jay: Is that a big box of donuts?

Cole: *hides this box in another shelf* Totally not.

Jay: Is that a cake?

Cole: *hides cake in a refrigerator* I don’t know what are you talkingabout.

9. Who nicknames the other?

Cole loves to give Jay a cute nicknames~

GREENCHEERLEADER (yay, my second otp :D)

1. Who drinks all of the coffee?

Lloyd

2. Who brings up adopting a pet?

Lloyd is the one who loves animals but Chen is the one who brings upadopting a pet

[the door bell rings]

Lloyd: *come to open the door*

Chen: *holds up a kitten* Hey, babe, let’s adopt this cat!

Lloyd: Chen, I-

Koko, who was just literally walking by: Oh no, not another one… Lloyd,I like your boyfriend, but this is a thirteen cat in this month!

Bonus:

Garmadon: :D

Koko: No, we not gonna drown that kitten… again.

Garmadon: D:

3. Who kills the bugs?

Chen is really afraid of bugs, so Lloyd is the one who kills them

4. Who cooks the meals?

Both of them but…

Chen: *shows his ugly-baked cake* Hey, darling, look!

Lloyd: It’s great, babe!

[Later]

Lloyd: *shows the most beautiful chocolate cake that Chen have everseen* I bake it for you! Do you like it?

Chen:

Chen: Marry me.

5. Who starts getting into holidays waybefore they should?

Chen

6. Who initiates couple selfies?

Chen

Chen: Selfie~!

Lloyd: Babe, it’s your practice right now.

Chen: Selfie~!

Lloyd: Chen, we have a class right now.

Chen: Selfie~!

Lloyd: WE’RE ON DRAGON!

Chen: Awesome, isn’t it?!

7. Who forgets the birthdays andanniversaries?

Lloyd

Lloyd and Kai: *talking about something*

Chen: Hey, Lloyd, guess what day is it today?

Lloyd: Friday?

Chen: *tries not to cry* It’s our two weeks anniversary! How could youforget?!

Lloyd: Oh my god! No, don’t cry, babe! I love you! Forgive me!

Kai:

8. Who ends up with too much junk foodafter grocery shopping?

Lloyd~

9. Who nicknames the other?

Chen~

Send me a ship and I’ll tell you

Already done:

Greenstorm

Greenflame

just give him the got dam fruit snacks 

Bruiseshipping and Jaya special vines compilation, which no one asked for! I hope you like it! Original vines by Lele Pons and Amanda Cerny. You can follow “ninjago vines compilation” tag to find more of this shit.

Ninjago as Thomas Sanders Vines- Part 1:

(Nya and Kai at School)

Nya: Did you remember everything?

Kai: Yes

Nya: Did you put on deodorant?

Kai: It’s not that bad! Look! *raises his arm*

Entire Student Body: *screams and collapses*

—

Cole: It’s funny, you know, the sweetest thing on this menu–is you

Drive-Thru lady at Burger King: *laughing hysterically*

Cole: Ooh, she likes me

—

Kai: Storytime!

Kai to Edna and Skylor: It was common law that a flower be presented to the loveliest lass- *handing a flower to Skylor*

Edna: *takes the flower* Ooh, and of course, that’s me!

Kai: *laughing*

—

Jay as a teacher after holiday: Alright, who’s happy to be back?

Brad: Absolutely no one

Jay leaning over his desk: Me neither let’s get the heck outta here

Jay: *Driving a packed car full of students*

Left Out Student: *Running after the car*

—

Employer: Why do you want this job?

Lloyd: Because…please

Employer: Do you have a resume?

Lloyd: Sure do *hands him a blank paper with the word “please”*

Employer: Any references?

Misako over the phone: PLEASE

—

Skylor: While you were gone you missed three exams

Jay: Really?

Skylor: And twenty homework assignments

Jay: Okay, I’m gonna be right back

Jay, narrating: Then I flew myself right into the sun

—

Kai: Storytime!

Kai to Misako: Just like all the other flowers in this garden, she was JUST as exquisite

Misako: Pfft, Shut up!

—

Jay: Sandslash go!

Jay to Nya, who’s sunbathing on a towel: Use earthquake

The other four boys: *shake her towel around with her still laying on it*

Nya: *screaming*

—

Jay on the phone with an Apple Employee:

Apple Employee: Welcome to Apple Care, this is Jamie here–

Jay: To talk to a customer, please press- 1.

Jamie:

Jay:

Phone: *beep*

Jay: *gasping*

—

Principal: Your son has a problem

Ray: Oh really? How so?

Principal, flipping a slide: As you can see here-

Slide: Mr. Greenfield has a big butt.

Ray, putting down a computer device: HAHA! WE GOT HIM LET’S GO!

Ray and Kai: *bolting out the office door*

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