1) YOU HAVE TO -SLEEB-!!!!! 2) zane telling you to take better care of yourself
zane ninjago reads me a bedtime story asmr
“Co za społeczeństwo! Rzygać mi się chce na taką zakłamaną kulturę, gdzie człowieka ocenia się po wyglądzie i po tym, co ma na sobie.”
— Ja, hipis - narkoman [A. Kaczkowski, B. Traczewski]
i truly apologize i think i’m very funny
Doodles of lavashipping. It’s ok, Cole likes to be terrorized by this hot head
So… there was math class and I got pretty bored. I was just sitting in Tumblr and then read those lavashipping headcanons by @garmacondrai (I really like all your headcanons). And… yeah, this vine was in headcanons. So I spend five minutes of my life doing this. I hope you like it! You can follow “ninjago vines compilation” tag to find more of this shit.
wh when did this update happen
Best Buy Employee: It’ll print anything
Jay looking at a 3D Printer: It’ll print anything?
Best Buy Employee: Anything
Jay with a pizza in his hands: I’M IN THE FUTURE
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Cole as a dad: Honey look, there’s nothing under your bed you got nothing to be afraid of–*looks under bed* Something moved.
Cole’s other kid, peeking through the door: Daddy will you say good night to me?
Cole in bed with his daughter: GO SAVE YOURSELF
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Kai: I just don’t understand people, I can’t talk to them
Dog: *whimpers questionably*
Kai: Right! You understand me you sassy lassy, get over here *hugs the dog*
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Kai: Story time!
Kai to a mom and her baby: The lad decided to do the honorable thing and share his treat with Mother
Baby: *shoves ice cream cone against mom’s mouth*
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Jay: Mr. Mime, go!
Jay in the foyer: Use barrier
Nya: *runs into plastic wall*
Jay in the boys’ room: Use barrier
Cole: *trips over short plastic wall*
Jay in the front yard: Use barrier
Lloyd: *trips through plastic wall*
Jay: *laughing*
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Kai singing and grabbing Skylor and getting down on one knee: IIIII KNOOOW YOUUUUU YOU LIIKED MY INSTAGRAM PIC LAST NIIIGHT! Kiss me!
Skylor: *giggling and pulling away* Kai!
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Kai: Story time!
Kai to Nya and Jay playing golf: They were having a wonderful time, when all of a sudden a DUCK! *pointing to the sky* Flew above them, and it was majestic and beautiful
Nya and Jay after flinching: *laughing*
Nya: Really?!
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Cole: Story time!
Cole while Kai is talking with the others: HOW does it feel for the narrator to become narrated?
Kai, flinching and then laughing: Very awkward!
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Jay: YOU’LL NEVER CATCH ME!
Ronin, pausing: No one told you life was gonna be this wayyy
Jay: *Claps four times* Oh come on! *while being handcuffed* Seriously?
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Kai: Story time!
Kai to Cole: The young man sat there drinking his grape juice
Cole, immediately standing up and walking off: Leave me alone
Kai: I am a god, Cole. *Chasing Cole* YOU WILL BEND TO MY WILL!
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Jay: Disney Pranks, with Friends!
Jay: *Presses the “speed up” button while Lloyd is on a treadmill*
Lloyd: Wait no dude *laughing*
Jay: I can go the distance! *laughing*
Who wanted part two of Ninjago Vines compilation? … I wanted! Because it’s so funny to do this! So here ya go! Actually, it’s not so funny as first part, but I still hope you like it. Original vines by Logan Paul. First vine by KingBach. If you didn’t saw first part, you can follow “ninjago vines compilation” tag to find it.
Kai
Nya
Wu
Garmadon
Lloyd
Cole
Jay
Zane
Morro
Cole and Nya are workout buddies. Jay, uh, “joins” them from time to time.
For those wondering, Cole’s favourite person to bench press is Zane cause he’s the heaviest and can actually hold still for a long period of time.