That episode of clone wars where anakin and ahsoka dipped oit on their mission to go grab lunch at some normal-ass lookin diner. Like these bitches sat in a booth n everything. And then anakins like “i sense that something bad is about to happen” and ahsokas like “what?” N hes just “idk” and then they do absolutely nothing about it
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I like how like… with every new piece of Star Wars media that paints Tatooine as more and more of a shithole where everyone is a murderous crimelord the funnier it gets that Luke Skywalker just grew up on this planet completely normal. Like I’m envisioning a normal day at Tosche Station where a cyborg biker and a Twi'lek prostitute are stabbing each other over a bag of spice and then it just pans over to this fresh-faced nancy boy sitting at a table sipping on his blue milk going “oh golly, I sure do love power converters!”
god i remembered that fucking “little white cuck ball” picture and im cackling
padmé is literally dying and these 2 clowns are doing THIS?
A dumb comic about Grievous’ collection~
it really is so so fuckin funny that padme died of just a broken heart while hooked up to 6 billion high tech medical instruments
what if instead of being under the impression that Darth Vader killed his father someone told Luke that Vader killed his mother and then Luke hit him w that accusation in the middle of their confrontation and Vader just started crying
actually bouncing off this post:
alternate scenario where the rebels continue to think the whole thing is a wacky coincidence and that Darth Vader has mistaken Luke for his actual long-lost son
decide this is too good an opportunity to pass up, send Luke in as an undercover agent
Luke ''''pretending'''' to be Darth Vader's son and faking going along w Vader's attempts to turn him to the dark side like yeah i love anger & hate let's do this. can you show me how you do that move where you throw people in the air with your brain.
he is secretly feeding information back to the rebellion all the time constantly
a number of Vader's underlings are pretty sure Luke is a rebel spy but everyone is too afraid of Vader to argue with him on it
Vader meanwhile is desperately trying to train Luke while keeping Palpatine from finding out his son is still alive. Luke wanders in while he's mid imperial conference call and gets tackled to the ground.
after a couple of months Vader decides Luke has had enough training for the 'we should kill the emperor and rule the galaxy together' speech
Luke (who has in a weird way kind of got to like Vader at this point) radioing the rebellion like guys call me crazy but i think we might be able to get this guy on side
Everyday I log into this site and people force me to think about Star Wars
Fanart for “How To Design Your Own Prosthesis And Turn The Project Into A Bonding Experience” by @jackdaw-kraai
Luke and Vader (ft. Padmé) (kind of a mix between chapter 6 and 7)
I could not resist the hug
(some sketchy vaders as a bonus because they crack me up)