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Darth Vader (2020) Issue #48 - Son of Vader

The Luke Skywalker they don’t want you to know about…

the optician prescribing me new glasses

My favorite thing about The Mandalorian is the implication that Yoda spent like a century toddling about in the Temple, squealing delightedly at everything while Masters ran after to him to keep him from eating spiders and bugs from the gardens. 

(At some point everyone probably forgot he was supposed to grow up one day and he was just the Order’s baby for a hundred years or so.) 

They got kidnapped. Again.

i love comparing the fake stories that each twin was told

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Darth Vader interrogating : Listen well, all of you Rebel scum

Also Darth Vader almost immediately: Except for Luke Skywalker, he's an absolute angel and a delight to be in company.

in fics where luke gets plopped into the prequels i want every jedi within ten metres of him to think hes the weirdest jedi theyve ever seen. he has negative lightsaber form. he doesnt know what a kata is. he handstands when he meditates. his solution to sith is to try and have a chat. hes a political radical who keeps suggesting revolution. you ask him what the jedi code is and he says "kindness and compassion and helping those in need :) ". you ask how he used the force like that and he says some shit about how you are a luminous being limited only by your mind. the councils authority is just a suggestion. he is somehow the new favourite of both qui gon and yoda

I’M LOSING IT. This lady is offering herself up to Vader as an apprentice to help him take down the Emperor, saying it in the most hilarious way possible, “I know there’s something in you unfulfilled, Darth Vader. I’m what you need.” Boba Fett, watching all this unfold, assuming this is some weird sex thing: “Gross.  I’m deleting that from my brain rn.” Meanwhile, I am in tears, this is the funniest thing I’ve read since someone asked Darth Vader if he wanted a sex dungeon in his Bullshit Castle of Drama and Sadness when building it on Mustafar.