When Your Job Is Trying To Stop A Charging Bull

NOT THE FULL NAME DROP BY MOM 💀💀💀

He looks so cute😭😭😭

Oscass alert!!!

Also this guy has thighs of massive destruction!!

he really did birth that dog

every weekend ferrari does something to fuck sharl over and i’m like YOU’RE LOSING HIM!!!!!!!! and then approximately 4 days later he’s in maranello in his pista signing hats with the biggest smile on his face forza ferrari, and then the next weekend comes and the cycle repeats. i feel like sisyphus.

yk how men ask women what drs stands for or who won the british grand prix of 1639 when we say we like f1? i think we should band together and start asking them about lore. when was the brocedes divorce hm? 🤨 why’s nico called britney? how did toto and susie meet? #womeninmalefields 

oscar leaning forward in interviews thanks for coming to my ted talk

Teacher: your son Lando got into a fight this morning

Daniel: oh no! Is he ok?? Is the other kid alrigh-

Max: did he win?

Daniel:

behind every hot girl there's a declining formula 1 team