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Just the feedback loop of me being me. My heart pounding and whooshing because I'm very heart-horny, but I'm only so heart-horny because of listening along to its pounding and whooshing 😁

A bashful young wombat trots up to you… Your day improves.

Fuck. How did I not post this before. Pumped as fuck goals.

Boyan Ivanov

left or right?

long overdue diesel funnelcakes yap under the cut ///

k so

in my head nick would find him at the Los Perdidos Aquarium which is pretty self explanitory

y'know considering he's a pirate

and he's holding 2 survivors hostage in the sea lion exhibit

(^imagine something like this, just with more areas to jump/dangle from.... the whole idea is pretty much ripped from the aquarium at coney island since thats's the only one i've ever been to)

like he has them tied up dangling over a mini hoard of zombies (think gary and annie.. i guess)

as for sin/concept since all the optional bosses are on that track diesel would be losing yourself in a fantasy (is there a word for that????), since his whole schtick is the pirate persona being something he made up to make up for his crippling lack of friends #LOL and the outbreak is the outlet he needs to make his fucked ass daydreams a reality

don't ask where the funnelcakes is relevant in any of this idk either

White shirt rip

Question: Do they have Nick Ramos voice lines? I've been trying to find them.

rewatching the 20 minute video of dick's voicelines i downloaded is always funny i SWEAR

"you should wear a trucker hat, it makes your ass look SUPER fat" with no context....

??????? LMFAO

Alex Ortiz

Having a little check up

Jonny McKenna

Maksim Trzin

❤️‍🔥Mitral valve steth session👂

Image generated with adobe firefly. Animation and compositing done by me⭐️

Tyler Johnson

Omar Pellejero

John Jewett

I love to see all the posts and asks about your training and maximums and stuff, and I’d love to know how you spend time with such a powerful heart like that when it’s just chillin out. What do you appreciate most about its feel/sound or what’s something u like to do when it’s beating at its slowest?

I've actually really begun appreciating and enjoying how my heart functions at rest the past year or two, I've been such an intense "heart maximalist" chasing high rates and intense arrhythmia that I didn't really get into it until my heart started slowing down and enlarging. (That and my heart literally cannot go as fast as it used to. I would kill to go over 200 again.)

My heart is big. My heart is especially big for my body. It's rubbing against both lungs, my ribs, my spine, my pushing my diaphragm enough to move my liver, my right ventricle even protudes into my sternal notch so that my stomach pulse is actually not just my abdominal aorta but actually partly my beating heart.

Because of that I don't just feel my heart beating at all times, I feel it in detail. I can feel the shape of my left ventricle inside me, I can feel the right against the back of my sternum, I can feel my atria higher up in my chest. Partly from the size and partly from my heart obsession. Possibly also the "mind muscle connection" a lot of bodybuilders use, which is just a practice of hyper awareness of movement inside the body.

It feels *amazing*. I'm honestly so glad I'm a cardiophile because I think it would drive a normal person insane. I have to actively tune it out sometimes.

I really love my heart rhythm at rest. You get used to it, but feeling your heart just sort of hanging loose and full inside of your chest, waiting almost 2 full seconds between beats, actually feels really good when it's in a healthy context. It's like the thrill i get seeing myself pass a mirror and seeing how muscular I've gotten, just kind of a 'wow' moment. I feel very accomplished.

My heart has also gotten fairly irregular at rest. I had it checked for this and it's definitely benign, so I just enjoy it. It's because my heart is so slow my heart's backup pacemaker (AV node) will start competing with the primary (SA node). I get a ton of random, lurching, intense but brief flutters. I just love being able to feel one of my heart chambers overfilling or spasming. It makes it feel huge and powerful.

Often at rest I just like to sit around and feel it beating inside me, occasionally palpating all the spots on my chest where it nearly sticks out of me.

On audio, I love how you can hear how long it takes my heart to fill. A noticeably long time between valve closures as my heart lets itself hang open. It's really cool to compare to other people's resting hearts, you can hear how my pump is taking big lazy gulps where others sound very snappy. I also love comparing it to my heart working hard, you can really hear it working harder at increasing exercise load as my heart continues to increase its stroke volume along with the rate. Then the rapid deceleration as well. It's wild to me to think of people exercising and their hearts are still taxed and fast for almost an hour later. I max my heart out and it's down to 60 in 3 minutes, back to the 30s within 5.

Sheesh i love talking about my heart lol

Maksim Trzin

Богдан Шемакин - Bogdan Shemakin 🇰🇿

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imagine having a cardiophile boyfriend

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Just another roid head pumping himself up to the brink of exploding!

Wrote some stuff, hope you like it. * * *

Somewhere, in the back of a gym, this hot hunk of a guy was riding the elliptical bike. But no, he wasn't just riding it. He hit the pedals like a madman.

He was definitely feeling his mass now, every single pound. Bulging muscles and red-ish skin peeked out of every naked corner of his tank top.

Heavy breaths parted the air. Taking a quick sip of his water, he caught a glimpse of how fast his heart was slamming under his jacked chest on his watch.

163bpm.

Yes, he was big. But he wanted to be stronger, quicker, better. So, he hauled his ass on the bike and did his rounds. Today was "HEARTFUCKDAY", as the stud and his trainer liked to call it. He did his quick sprint in the park. Did his rows. 3×30 push-ups. Squats. Swung the ropes.

BEEP-BEEP-BEEP!

30 minutes were over. Sweat caked his body, as he got off the torture machine. Waddling past the mirrors, the big guy stopped and hiked up his shorts to inspect his legs. "Fuck me", he mumbled in awe. Thick quads almost burst with muscle. He lifted the heel of his leg and turned it a bit. Gigantic calves erupted with vascularity.

He could feel himself get aroused, so he hurried into the shower.

SOME HEART-"BUFF GUY"-STORY 02

Some "buff guy/heart" - thingie. A quick, little something. What's included? A buff hunk training. What more could you want? 😉

The stud was training all night long, flexing and lifting, groaning and yelling in the gym. Muscles tightened and got bigger with each rep. At the end, his pecs and arms were filled with blood. Pumped to the limit. Right now, he felt like the biggest guy in the world. His third leg agreed.

He looked on in awe and pride as he flexed his arm. A mountain of hard, dense muscle formed. With his other hand, he traced the thick rivers he called "veins". So hot. His dick grew at the thought of getting even bigger.

Next, he started to grope his pecs. Big, round, rock-hard. Flexing them under his hands made his third leg slap against his abs. So much meat. So many striations.

Throb, throb, throb.

His third leg twitched up and down, but he tried to ignore it. Fuck, his legs could be tree trunks. Beef exploding out of every sinew. Quads looking massive. And the calves bulged out like two big hearts.

His heart was running a mile when he grabbed his dick and stroked it.

THUD-THUD-THUD!

Veins throbbed on every corner and the hard mass under his fingers made him even harder.

THUD-THUD-THUD!

Pecs bunch up, arms flex hard, abs tighten. When he stared into the mirrors, his heart skipped a beat. Here was a guy that could pull chicks AND hunks. More veins ran down his sweaty body.

THUD-THUD-THUD!

He grabbed his left nipple, fiddled with it. His pulse went into overdrive. Slamming like a boxer against his ribs. His fingers spread over the thick left pec, trying to catch each beat.

He couldn't hold back.

"BIGGER!", he thought.

He erupted.

And as the stud blew his load, his muscles grew bigger and harder and hotter.

Hair crept over his pecs and abs.

Even his heart became more muscular.

This is the test I used to definitively diagnose my HOCM (Hypertrophic Obstructive Cardiomyopathy).  The Amylnitrate quickly lowers BP and increases heart rate.  You can hear the loud murmur that comes from the obstruction. There are also quite a few other funky sounds.  Fortunately with Beta Blockers I have very few symptoms.