Positivity💖💖

You know that Ada Limón poem where she’s like “i can’t help it i love the way men love”? my dad recently confessed to me that he became a shoemaker because they buried my grandma shoeless

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crying

the way that the physical symptoms i’ve been experiencing for the past week would be genuinely concerning to me if i didn’t know it was 100% just caused by caring about supernatural disease

If you're not on Twitter following the fake Twitter Blue accounts drama... I'd say i feel bad for you but I'm providing you with the best screenshots here so you don't have to feel left out

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.tatecakes: customer asked for brown bread and i didn't hear them so i said 'you're having sourdough' but forgot to ask it like a question and she just said 'ok.'

brooklynbradshaw21: one time i answered the phone by saying "january, february, march... i'm so sorry, i don't know why i did that, how can i help you" and they hung up.

cailynvol6: one time the phone was ringing but for some reason i hit the intercom button and said "hello?" across the entire store.

eatasslol0: one time i greeted a customer by saying "hello google." it was a bad day.

shaynahicks21: one time a lady told me her last name was "romaine" like the lettuce, so i typed in "lettuce" as her last name... she came back in and laughed at me.

icewater_stan: it's ok i charged someone $100 for a scoop of ice cream once and all he said was "that's a bit expensive."

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Les Mis but when something suspicious happens Javert starts singing ,,Tell me more, tell me more"

In the club

Your future self is hating you for the poor decisions you’re making today.