Im So Ready To Be In A Relationship So Whenever The Universe Is Ready Hmu With A Keeper

WAIT WHERES TBE FUCMING SEARCH BAR

If he manages to get that story viral, he’ll get a job 5 times better than his last one #youknowwhatImean

Every girl has had the experience where a creepy guy asks for our number and we don’t want to give it to him, but we also don’t want to get gutted in a back alley. “Give him a fake number!” I hear you call, okay and then he says “okay let me call you real quick!” Because they are learning. “Give them your number and then block them!” Okay and then they can plug it into something like Spokeo, pay $10 and know everything about you. So what do you do?

First pick a fake name, I use Jessica, then download the Google Voice app, hook it up to your email, pick a number, and set up a fake greeting with your fake name. You can set it to ring your actual phone like a normal call or text but they don’t have real info on you.

Go forth and don’t get murdered, ladies!

I can't stress enough how much I miss StumbleUpon

washing your face is actually multi tasking because you are also washing your hands and forearms and shirt and countertop and feet and floor and hair

Can I ask you a question? Have you ever been forced to wait hours in a crowded ticket queue with 2000+ people ahead of you? And then you got booted out too? Then what did you do?

Reprah the Anxious, Hoarder Of Ravioli And Books. (OMG LOL) 

say it with me now..

Search your zodiac sign in the gifs, and find one that relates most to you.

Here’s mine