Hi can you write an established relationship with Crowley from Good Omens and they’re just waking up together, maybe they had just had their first time the night before so some teasing or something but mainly fluffy and preferably female reader but gn reader is fine too
Good Morning
A/N: I decided to change it up from them waking up together to something I thought would be cuter. I hope you enjoy! <3
Word count: 251
Warnings: Fluff, all the fluff, a lil mention of smut, Crowley being a little shit but we love him anyways, kinda short sorry, not proofread, anything I missed
You sat up and rubbed the blur from your eyes and looked beside you. Nothing. That’s weird, Crowley was usually right beside you with a kiss when you woke up. You put on your underwear and one of his button-ups that you loved so much as you wandered downstairs.
“Crowley?” You called out into the seemingly empty flat.
“Kitchen, love!” You heard him singing along to some Queen song after calling down to you. You waltzed into the kitchen and saw him in just his boxers and a “kiss the cook” apron, cooking something that smelt amazing.
“Ah! Just in time, darling! Here, have a taste,” He grabbed a spoonful of something out of a pot and blew on it slightly before bringing it to your mouth. Holy shit. He can fuck, and he can cook. What a catch.
“Holy fuck, this is good. How are you so perfect?” He laughed and kissed you softly before bringing you to his chest and holding you tightly.
“So, how was last night? Was my cock good enough for you?” He emphasized the word “cock” with a teasing thrust of his hips to your backside. You gasped softly and giggled and turned around.
“Yes, you perv. You were perfect,” You placed a kiss to his mouth and he smiled against you “I love you, Crow.”
“I love you too, darling. Now,” He slapped your ass before walking into the dining room with you. “Shall we eat?”
Fuck, you’d do anything for that man.
every birthday i’m reminded he’s dead-
no one talk to me i just remembered it’s the 27th of september
we miss you so much cliff!!!
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I am so sorry about that long hiatus, I was in Alaska all week and didn't have any internet. But I'm back and ready to answer asks!
i saw your writing for charlie 🧎🏻♀️
reader is friends with robbie,
charlie has a thing for reader so he tells robbie he had a wet dream about her or something and robbie accidentally tells reader.
reader makes sure that dream comes true
OHOHOHO YES. Immediately!
An Unforgettable Dream
Warnings: smut, mention/description of wet dreams, fem/AFAB reader (she/her pronouns, female anatomy), Robbie is his own chaotic warning, use of Y/N, blowjob (m recieving), cursing, smoking, readers on the pill, p in v sex
Word count: 1,468
You walked down the hall, towards your locker which you shared with Charlie, seeing him and Robbie next to it. You overheard your name somewhere in that conversation and stopped to listen, not walking up just yet.
"So, tell me what happened in the dream, man! You can't just tell me you had a wet dream about Y/N and not tell me how it went!" Robbie never could shut up, could he?
"Robbie! You need to be quieter sometimes..." He looked around, at which you turned around to avoid him recognizing you.
"Fine... I was just sitting at my desk and she was there. And I uh... I told her I was struggling with the work that I was doing, and she knelt down and...ya know...sucked my...cock." Charlie's face turned bright red and he rubbed the back of his neck. Robbie almost fucking squealed in excitement.
"YES! I KNEW YOU LIKED HER! What else happened?" He bit his nails in excitement that at this point, you couldn't tell if it was an act or not.
"I uhhhhh, I got really close and then she-" He cleared his throat.
"Um, she rode me until we both came." Charlie looked at his shoes, embarrassed as fuck. You thought this was the perfect time to walk up to the two.
"Hey Charlie!" You greeted him with the usual kiss on the cheek, that felt a lot more intimate after hearing him describe that dream. You leaned in to whisper in his ear,
"I could make that dream come true~" You whispered in his ear, causing Charlie to sputter and pull back quickly.
"You- You heard that! I uh..." He stuttered causing you to giggle, amused at the embarrassed boy.
"Of course I did, silly! You two aren't exactly quiet, you know. Why don't you wait for me at my car after school?" You smiled and walked away from the two, hearing one last sentence from Robbie before you went to class
"YOU'RE GETTING LAID!"
Time skip brought to you by Michael Myers' huge cock and massive balls.
And to your surprise, he actually showed up. He looked so cute, all flustered and leaning up against your car. You lit a cigarette and walked up to him.
"Hey cutie! You gonna get in?" You unlocked the car and he stumbled to get in the passenger side.
"So, my place or yours? My mom's working all night." You turned towards him, waiting for a response.
"Uh, yeah, we'll do yours...." He trailed off, avoiding eye contact as best as he could.
"Great!" You pulled out of the parking lot and placed your hand on his thigh. His face turned bright red and he looked out the window.
The drive seemed surprisingly short for you, but unbearably long for Charlie. You jumped out of the car, pulling the startled boy with you. You unlocked the front door and tugged Charlie up to your room. You sat down on your bed and he just stood there, confused.
"Well, get to work! You told me it started off with you doing schoolwork, so, get to it!" You pulled out a book, leaving him no choice but to sit at your desk and do his homework.
Unsurprisingly, it was very quiet, other than the record spinning on the player in the corner. Charlie cleared his throat, causing you to look up at him.
"I um- I need help..." He said under his breath.
"Sorry, what was that? I didn't quite hear you." You smiled innocently at him.
"Can you please....suck me uh...suck me off?" He said slightly louder.
"Of course I can!" You happily pulled out the chair he was on and knelt down under the desk.
"Before we start, are you a virgin?" His cheeks flushed and he nodded sheepishly, confirming your suspicions.
You unbuttoned his jeans and he lifted up his hips to help you get them and his boxers off. He was beautiful, about 6 inches and cut with a big vein running up the underside. Not too big for you to take, but still big. You looked up at him through your lashes and spoke.
"You're really big, Charlie..." You pressed your tongue to the tip and licked off the beads of precum, making him gasp. He was very sensitive. You smiled at him and took the tip on your mouth, sucking lightly.
"H-holy fuuuck~" He moaned out and his hips twitched, making you pull off of him.
"Charlie, I thought you said you needed help? How is this helping if I'm distracting you?" You tilted your head sweetly at him and he flushed even more- if that was possible.
"I'm sorry, it just feels really good..." He seemed sincerely apologetic and you almost felt bad.
"Maybe I should go easy on you, this is your first time after all..." You thought out loud. He nodded enthusiastically, making you smirk. You went back down and sucked the tip, making him gasp again.
You took him down to the base, his tip hitting the back of your throat and spurting hot pre down your throat.
"ahh fUCk!" He moaned out, breathing heavily already. You smiled and started bobbing your head up and down, focusing on the tip when you got to it. He moaned and groaned loudly into the air, rewarding you for your efforts. It seemed like he was trying not to thrust his hips up into you, so you pulled off again.
"You can fuck my throat, it's okay." You went back down on him, not giving him a chance to catch his breath.
He whined and thrusted his hips up, making you moan around him. The vibrations from your moan made him cum without warning.
"Fuck, I'm sorry!" He moaned as he came down your throat. You swallowed all of it and pulled off of him. He started to apologize even more but you interrupted him.
"Charlie, it's okay. That was your first blowjob, I'm surprised you even lasted that long. Do you still want me to ride you, or is that too much?" You really hoped he would let you, you were soaking from his moans.
He nodded and you smiled up at him. You got up and brought him over to the bed, taking off the rest of yours and his clothes. You stroked him until he got completely hard again, enjoying his moans and whimpers as you did so. You got on top of him, but he stopped you before you could sink down.
"Wait! What about protection?"
"Well, you're a virgin, we've both been tested, and I'm on the pill, so I'm not worried about it. I want you to feel everything for your first time." And with that, you sank down, taking almost all of him in one go. The stretch burned slightly, but the look on his face made it so worth it.
His mouth and eyes were wide open and he let out a strangled moan when you sunk down completely. You started to move, but he stopped you again.
"WaIT!" His voice cracked as he held your hips, "Ahh~ You're so warm and tIGHT, I don't wanna cum yet!" You smiled at the adorable boy underneath you.
"Charlie," you leant down and placed a kiss to his lips, "as long as you let me keep going after you cum, there's no doubt that I will too." He smiled against your lips and kissed you again, making you smile as well.
"You ready?" He nodded and you started moving. He almost screamed in pleasure and you let out fewer, quieter moans. You continued a slow pace until you got used to him, then sped up. He thrashed and gripped the sheets underneath you, the pleasure too overwhelming.
"AHH! I can't- fuck, you feel too good! Ahh, I'm gonna cum already, shit!" He thrusted his hips up to meet yours and spilled inside of you, moaning really loudly as he did so. You helped him through his high, only stopping your movements when he started to whine.
"No! You didn't cum..."
"Are you sure you want me to keep going? It might be too much." He nodded eagerly and you smiled at him. You leant down and pulled him up with you, the both of you now sitting up. You started moving again and kissed him, and he moaned into the kiss.
You continued to ride him, your moans drowned out as his were much louder.
"Oh fuck, Charlie! Ahh, I'm gonna cum." He nodded and started thrusting up to meet you, too overwhelmed to speak. You kissed him and both groaned into the kiss as you came together. You sighed happily as he finished inside of you again, pulling off of him and rolling to the side or him.
"Was that everything you dreamed of?" You asked and he smiled and looked down at you on his chest.
"Everything and more..."
Feels kinda perfect, doesn't it?
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If you're gonna steal my work, at least credit me. Their user on tumblr is @roryssidehoe
I hoped to become friends with them, but I can't condone someone stealing my hard work.
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