I Constantly Think About The Fact That I Tried To Make A Joke About How Fanfic Authors Try To Fake Their

Slender: Where are you going?

Y/N: To get ice cream or to commit a felony. I'll decide in the car.

Omfg im so so sorry y'all 💀. It is October 13th and I havent done a single kinktober post yet. It'll be coming out this week. I give you my word. #21 on my list 😉

just watched gabriel (2014) and am currently having a mental breakdown HES SO BABYGIRL I CRY EVERYTIME I WATCH THIS

The best answer ever

Haha, ignore the fact that I'm hiding in the bathroom from my prof, but hear me out. The way Schlatt would be so soft and hide all his kinks the first time you two have sex and then you bring up how nice his hands look and he's like "...😐...😏"

And the way he would choke you is just- jdjebfkdndhfksbd

i’d hide from my professor too i can’t blame you 😭

as soon as you’d say that he’d ask to “c’mere” and when you turn to face him his hand wraps around your throat and just starts full on making out with you and jsnssssisuebwbeegdusksjehrydjhhsdh

The scenario of rockstar Eddie using your moans on a corroded coffin track has been tossed around quite a bit and I think we can all agree that it’s hot af MDNI

BUT BUT…

Humour me for a moment

You go to check up on Eddie because he’s been locked up in your guys’ home studio all day working on a song. You open to door to see him sitting in a chair, shirt tossed somewhere and guitars scattered around the room. He’s holding a blunt up to his lips with his eyes closed, obviously trying to destress. You walk up to him and place your hand softly on the side of his head gently intertwining your fingers with his hair and smile as he leans into your touch. After a moment you ask “How’s it coming?”

Eddie lets out a long sigh accompanied by smoke. He finally opens his eyes to meet yours and mumbles about how he “can’t figure it out. It’s missing something… and the only thing I can come up with might not go over well with the label.” You furrow your eyebrows, silently asking him to explain. His face blushes and he looks down at the blunt between his fingers and takes another drag before carrying on. “Well, I was listening to the solo and noticed the guitar kind of sounds like it’s moaning. So I got this idea of on the back vocals….we could put in some real ones.” You looked at him in surprise. You definitely weren’t expecting that. You let out a quiet “oh” before clearing your throat and asking “who’s were you thinking of recording?”

“Definitely not yours. Don’t get me wrong, they’re beautiful babe, but I don’t want any pervs getting off to you. They already probably bust to your photoshoots and shit.” Eddie said it so casually and it sent a pang of jealousy through you, who’s moans was he thinking of? As if reading you like a book, Eddie quickly said “but I don’t want some other girls moans on it either. So you see my problem.” You both paused trying to think of other ideas when it suddenly hit you. “Why don’t you record your moans, Eddie?” By the look on his face, you could tell the thought had already crossed his mind. Picking the blunt from his fingers you took a drag, feeling the slight burn in your lungs. “I think it’d make more sense, honestly. It’s you playing, it’s you making the guitar moan like that. It seems only fair you are the one who moans for real.” He stood up and snatched the blunt back from you, smirking before pulling and blowing the smoke out into the air above you. “You think so, baby?”

“Totally! And I think your fans would love it, you know how horny those freaks get for you” you joke, “it’d be so metal.” Eddie chuckles, agreeing with you as he wraps a hand around your waist. He took another drag and leaned down close to your mouth before blowing the smoke into yours. “You’re not gonna get jealous?” He asked in a patronizing tone, planting a quick kiss on your lips. You had to admit, you were known to have a bit of a habit to be possessive over Eddie, but who could blame you? He was perfect in every imperfect way and some of these “freaks”, as you had called them, didn’t know boundaries. Throwing themselves at him, trying to give him nudes and panties. You felt this almost feral possession over him you had never felt over anyone before. The first time someone had blatantly disrespected Eddie’s boundaries, practically pushing their tits in his face after he told them he had a girl five times, it ended in you having to be dragged off the girl and one of her shitty clip-on extensions in your hand.

Eddie’s laughter pulled you out of your thoughts, hand reaching down to your ass and pulling you closer while saying “it’s okay baby, I like it when you get jealous.” You rolled your eyes before responding with a muttered whatever and grabbed the back of his neck to feel his lips on yours. The kiss quickly got heated, feeling your tongue against his sent heat to both of your lower abdomens. He quickly pulled away before putting the blunt down and came back up to kiss you with even more passion. Your lips moved perfectly in sync against each other as your hands roamed each other's bodies. You felt his already hard cock press against you and reached down to palm him through his pants. The moan he let out at the contact was heavenly and made wetness pool in your panties. “Sound so beautiful, Eddie.”

He quickly pulled away panting as his eyes danced all over your face. He planted a wet kiss on your lips before pulling himself from you completely, walking over to the recording equipment and pressing the record button. Eddie grabbed your hand and dragged you into the booth saying “we gotta get as much as we can” in between kisses.

That’s how Corroded Coffin made waves with their newest single that had the sounds of their front man cumming accompanied by a sick guitar solo.

why- why?

i'm?? what.

YESS THESE TOO

these photos of rory, have me MEOWING.

HOLY FUCK IT IS ONE AM AND I HAVE CLASSES IN THE MORNING BUT-

BILLY HARGROVE audio recs

18+

1. Billy owns you

2. Billy takes control

3. Neighbor! Billy

4. Vanilla! Billy

5. You tease Billy

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thank you for all the love on the steve post! i’m working to find some henry/001/vecna audios for you all, unfortunately his voice is hard to find. much love xx

HDIWNFOWNFODK fr tho

i think charlie is for sureeee a switch. and like i definitely think he’s always needy when he’s a sub. but like when he’s a dom omg he’s so….. like for one i can see him being a gentle soft dom/pleasure dom yk??? which like if he’s in a dom mood i think that’s what he would be most of the time tbh but i also see him being like really fucking rough too!!! like pulling ur hair a bit, degrading u and making u take it for him!!!! ahhh idk charlie is on my mind so so so bad rn lol

a/n: anon, you are speaking 👏 my 👏 language 👏. he just can't help but switch things up, he wants you in every way possible :(. this contains pretty obscene content and dialogue so.. heads up.

💟 nsfw - mdni 💟

harddom!charlie would be so mean :( and rough, too. he'd have you propped up on your knees in front of him, face shoved down into the pillows while he fucks into you from behind. one hand would be grabbing your hip so tight, the other pulling at your hair while he forces you to take him all. he'd be taunting you, too, ignoring how much you cry and squirm under him :(. saying things like, 'aw, it's too much? such a dumb slut, acting like you weren't just beggin' for it.' he'd shush your little sobs, slapping your ass and fucking into you even harder.

softdom!charlie would be so, so different. on those nights when you just needed to be close to each other, when it was all affection and romance, he would take such good care of you. he'd have you laid on your back, hands angling your hips up just right while he fucks you with heavy, slow thrusts. his eyes would be on your face, watching you fall apart under his touch, absolutely in love with the sight. he would lean down to put his lips near your ear, moaning and praising you adoringly. vulgar, possessive things like, 'fuck, you're so tight- such a perfect little cockslut, aren't you? all mine, you were just made for taking me, hm?' if you don't respond, he'll start speeding up just a little, cooing at you to answer him :(.

sub!charlie is a wholeee other story. he'd be so needy, so pliant under your touch. if you were being soft with him, he'd be so desperate, saying things like 'f-feels so good, fuck,' or 'just like that.. oh, thank you, tha- ahh.' he stumbles over his words so much, moaning and pleading for more. if you were being more rough, good lord, he's a mess. he'd be crying and begging against your shoulder while you ride him, overstimulated from filling you up over and over again. he'd whimper and whine and sob, one hand intertwined with yours while the other holds your waist meekly. his brain would shut off everything except the feeling off you ruining him, practically breaking the poor baby's mind :(.

Oh for fucking sure

Eddie the type of mf to be like “babe watch this” and you look over and he’s trying to steer his car with his boner