Gold And Enamel Brooch René Lalique, Paris, 1898-99

percy : casually strangled a snake as a toddler.

yall :

percy : defeats the minotaur with his bare hands at the age of 12 with no training at all.

yall :

percy : fights and defeats the literal god of war with only a few weeks of training, again, at 12.

yall :

percy : holds the weight of the entire sky at the age of 14.

yall :

percy : carries a literal goddess on his shoulders.

yall :

percy : gets judoflipped by his best friend who is professionally trained and sparred with him for years. where he wasn't even hurt or injured and casually laughs it off.

yall : she aSsAuLtEd him. annabeth is aBuSiVe. percabeth is tOxIc.

bffs out on their daily power walk/bitch sesh

"Fairytales don't tell children, that dragons exist.

Children already know, that dragons exist.

Fairytales tell children, that dragons can be killed."

G.K. Chesterton.

Cat with unusual markings posted to a Thai Facebook group.

Anyone seen anything like this before?

There should be an equivalent to asking "how's the wife and kids?" that's like "so how's that fictional man of yours doing?"

“average person reanimates 3 corpses a year” factoid actualy just statistical error. average person reanimates 0 corpses per year. Karl Heisenberg, who lives in a factory & reanimates 10,000 each day, is an outlier adn should not have been counted.